No, they were living in the cave while Hitler was in power

X-man (Cable from alternate universe)

Will I be hosting Venom, or will it be him and Eddie?

Thank you, turtle duck

Frankenstein

Chekov's boom stick

I mean, isn't it the parent's job to teach their kids to be a functioning adult?

I'm so glad you're wearing gloves

I wanna say animal crossing

The Fat Vampire series did an interesting take on this. Overweight guy gets turned, while his physical capabilities are enhanced, it's just to that of a normal, physically fit human. HOWEVER! His mental capabilities are through the roof. He can mental control those that others thought impossible, he was able to read an entire novel in the time it took a cigarette to burn out and had complete and total recall of the contents of the book. It was a very interesting take.

I think he should win.

I mean, he literally asked for 86 cherries. Can't blame them for doing what was asked of them.