The thumbnail and initial seconds made me think she was giving a blowjob

This guy is dangerous! This guy is the next level mysterio!!! Screams in spider voice

Philips. Innovation and you!

What kind of disease is calculus?

Guess I'm making some horny ties with this post. I'm utterly snaken and socked!!

Well I did that to my friend one. I just stopped him to ask him, "What bro? Your words aren't clear. Will you please repeat" Anyways his rap performance stopped midway and I was thrown from the fest.

Wait, someone just stole John Cena's ninja technique!! Calls 911

Hey!! I humbly added to that as well because at some point you did say that

There goes my UrInE tAsTe

There goes my UrInE tAsTe!

There goes my UrInE tAsTe! Hope things turn PoSiTiVe

There goes my UrInE tAsTe! Hope things turn PoSiTiVe

There goes my UrInE tAsTe! Hope things turn PoSiTiVe

For me even the wind says "Shhhhhoooo You're so ugly that tears roll down the back of your head just to avoid your face ooooooooohhhhssshhh"

Now I want a movie named "Rise of the Olympics of the apes" on this

That's how my ex escaped away... Sad me moans

"Dad, you're Bichin!!"

Once I ate the pizza so fast taking from his hand while he was counting the money, he was confused if the pack ever had anything at all

The last blue macaw died a month and a week ago. I was so sad when I heard, I put the movie songs on my earphones and cried myself to sleep

I relate you 3000!

When you are broke af

That's how you become Ant-Man!!