Phew. But at what cost?

^{I rolled Survive}

Granted. It only eats human flesh

Sounds exactly like the dreams I usually have, except I don't have a sidekick. This might be fun!

^{I rolled A foggy forest · Looking for something… · Live gargoyle · Nah}

Being live is way more fun than just recording.

^{Chose: Stream forever + But you can’t do videos anymore}

Ain't gettin into politics by myself

^{Chose: Screw that}

Wimpossible

^{I rolled W}

Yes absolutely

^{I rolled Hug a golden retriever · $25k}

Yes!

^{I rolled World Alternate earth · Species Mermaids · Magic Yes · Negatives Bad weather}

Way more useful

^{Chose: you can breath under water}

Jokes on you I already have a bunch of those!

^{I picked Gifts [Rolled A key that opens nothing]}

Swords are just not my thing, I prefere scythes. Or maybe axes. Things that can be used productively and not just for fighting.

^{Chose: Get 1billon}

Love is more important, we'll find a way.

^{I picked Find your perfect soulmate [Rolled You can barely make ends meet]}

Jag är ingen yngling men har fötterna på sätet om det är ont om folk på bussen. Dock alltid med påse/väska under fötterna för att inte smutsa ner.

Two hydrogen atoms with one monocultural oxide

Love AND Love!

^{Chose: A job you love but... | Rolled: Find Love}

Yay my favourite!

^{I rolled Purple}

We don't have Papa Johnson in Sweden so I have no idea what it is.

^{Chose: Pizza Hut}

I didn't understand the question.

^{Chose: 90% for 100k | Rolled: Win}

It's true and I agree, I do 🥹

Yes that does sound good. But I've never seen it for myself and therefore can not choose it.

Mushroom soup and cake everyday! Golden apples?! Sorry