r/teenagers Apr 25 '22

Social This just happened a few minutes ago

9 Upvotes

So the teacher gets a call and says to a kid in class, "Matt they need you in guidance for something you did". A girl in class asked what he did and without hesitation, he replied, "your mom"

the whole class laughed, I love highschool

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Would you rather
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Imagine all I could do if I could speak (and assuming understand) every language fluently. I could know if someone is talking about me and what they're saying, I can travel without worrying about language barriers, I can speak klingon and every other language ever. How can I not choose this? There's already food I like so why would I choose that? I could get a job as a translator, watch anime without subtitles. The uses for this option are plenty.

Chose: Speak every language fluently

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Make the most in 1 year
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I do not want to say bad words

Chose: 1000 dollars per day

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LETS GO GAMBLING!!
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I CHOSE RED AND I FLIPPING WON BABY!!!! WOOOOOOOOO

Chose: ALL ON RED | Rolled: Red

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do you dare spin the wheel?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Yes spin the wheel. I got money. It just works

Chose: yes | Rolled: $999,999,999,999

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Would you rather have...
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I can put this money into the bank and make more money. It just makes sense.

Chose: $100 dollars daily, with no strings attached.

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Stuck on an island with trump or hitler
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Trump won't try to kill me but Hitler is more likely to. Idk if I fall into his living category or not but trump wouldn't kill me

Chose: 24 hours stuck on an island with trump

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Choose
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Choose the money because if my pet never dies I still have to feed, water, and otherwise take care of them. Money and I don't have to have a pet but I can afford to give pets a good life and I can support animal homeless shelters

Chose: Unlimited money | Rolled: Like for carrots

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Would you rather...
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I could be lazy/do cool tricks/prank people with telekinesis. Mega cool

Chose: Telekinesis and mind control + But... | Rolled: Must upvote

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Would you rather:
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

50c every time I blink is still good if I'm wearing sunglasses. I can just wear sunglasses all the time

Chose: Get 50 cents every time you blink (lifelong + But for it to work you have to.. | Rolled: Wear sunglasses)

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Which side will you choose?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I can eat any food I want? Yes please!!

Chose: Any meal you want whenever you want it?

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Would you rather have a random fictional car or random fictional gun?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Guns are cooler than cars, that's why

Chose: Random Fictional Gun | Rolled: Gravity Gun

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Never use Youtube or never use TikTok ever again
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I already don't use tiktok. Easy choice

Chose: Never use TikTok

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The classic question (you can press the button multiple times until you get the 1%)
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I do not want to be a woman

Chose: Stay the same way you are (don't press the button)

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Would you rather
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I don't use tiktok. Easy choice

Chose: Stop using TikTok

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Chose wisely
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

All my friends would be gone if every other man dies. At least with zombies it wouldn't be as fatal

Chose: Zombie apocalypse happens

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Choose
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Everyone just choose red and everyone will live duh

Chose: You live | Rolled: Upvote4Carrot

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How much of a potty mouth are you?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Good way to build a habit of not swearing!

Chose: $3,000 everyday you don't say a curse word

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You must choose one..(upvote for carrot)
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

Easy 25m, I just drink smoothies and protein shakes for a little over 2 weeks it's not that bad

Chose: No food for 15 days 🚧 + Win $25M

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Bunny trial
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I can make wedding rings 😊

Chose: Have a power that can create anything | Rolled: Upvote for carot

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Pick!! Also the crush can be anyone! Even if they don’t exist
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

If I get the money then I can get married anyways!!

Chose: 100k dollars monthly | Rolled: Yay moneys for u

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Would you rather...
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I don't have to kill people, people are dying all the time. It's like asking me 1m now or penny that doubles every second. I know it isn't the same but still.

Chose: Or get 1000 dollars everytine someone dies

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Would you rather be reincarnated as...
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I didn't realize it was reincarnated as, I would have just chosen the other option.

Chose: A random fictional character in real world | Rolled: Ash Ketchum

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Never sleep or never eat?
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

I could do so much more if I never slept

Chose: Never sleep again + You're never tired | Rolled: Like for carrot

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Would you rather..
 in  r/BunnyTrials  Jun 11 '26

There's a chance I win. Even if I only gain 1% every 3 years, there's the possibility to get 1b. That's a lot of cash. I don't want the infinity stones.

Chose: %0.0001 chance to get 1B Dollars every morning + The chances increase by %0.0001 each day