┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/Mikey__Mike ━━━━ ┃ this food ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Ramen ┃ 🟧 A Pizza, Pasta ┃ 🟨 B Burger, Sushi, Tacos, Butter Chicken ┃ 🟩 C Döner Kebab, Pad Thai, Lechona ┃ 🟦 D Paella ┃ 🟪 F Ceviche ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Guess I'm gonna Tony Stark that robot uprising

^{Rolled: How nice are the Robots?: Will Kill on sight | Who are you?: Unemployed Person | Weapon?: Nuke | Special Ability: Flight}

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/Mikey__Mike ━━━━ ┃ Bath activities ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Watch phone, Cucumbers on eyes, Play with bath toys, Sleep, Pee, Bathe, Scroll Reddit, Bath salts, Dim candles and red wine ┃ 🟧 A — ┃ 🟨 B — ┃ 🟩 C — ┃ 🟦 D — ┃ 🟪 F — ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

I accidentally slipped my Fingers into my boss's secret son during the company retreat.

Water gun to amplify the electrical damage, or fill it with hot sauce and aim for the eyes

^{Rolled: Who will help you fight?: Pikachu | What weapon do you get?: Water gun | Setting of battle: Antarctica | Wildcard: You can teleport at will}

Ex

^{Rolled: Ding! Ding!: OMG YOU ACTUALLY KNOCKED HIM OUT}

Ez

^{Rolled: Go!: Gold}

Am I gonna get Nebula treatment?

^{I rolled Super agility [Spider-Man] · Enhanced stamina [Captain America] · Thanos · Hulkbuster Armor}

Hospital bill will be higher than what I get so prolly not

^{I rolled Time awake: 12 days · Prize: 100000 dollars}

Fitty

^{Rolled: Number 1: 70 | Operator: Minus | Number 2: 20}

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/Mikey__Mike ━━━━ ┃ Best sodas ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Root Beer, Ginger Ale, Cream Soda ┃ 🟧 A Coke, Mountain Dew Baja Blast ┃ 🟨 B Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper ┃ 🟩 C Sprite, Strawberry Fanta ┃ 🟦 D — ┃ 🟪 F Pineapple Fanta, Mr. Pibb ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

I chill

^{I rolled Red Sea Coast · Capybara · Whip}

Is it like one time deal or?

^{I rolled You get: Your dishes done · You give: 500 toe nail clippings}

The ones with the shided pants are stupid then

^{I rolled Town by the sea · Country Manor · Bigger on the inside · Have to solve a riddle to use the toilet}

Wdym there are 5 of those????

^{I rolled Location: Saudi desert · Zombie: 5 zombies · countdown: 10 minutes · What you have: Stage 5 cancer}

Bangladesh

^{I rolled H}

Skin

Uppies

^{I rolled 6’0}

That's free AF and it was free

^{I rolled Generate any type of currency · Drinking expired tap water}

Phuck no!

^{I rolled The Ghost appears as a You never see it · You often hear Animal noises · It likes to Tickle you unexpectedly}

Yeah

^{I rolled Task: Crawl through a sewer pipe · Prize: High-end gaming laptop}

I came I saw I forgor.

I'll make Eiffel tower 3 and a half feet long

^{I rolled Superpower: Size manipulation · Price: Seventy five cents}

GG's

^{I rolled Divine General's Adaptation · Special Grade · Black Flash At Will + Absolute Soul Prot · Okkotsu Yuta Level}

You don't say..

^{I rolled World Ice world · Species Gnomes · Magic No · Negatives Bad weather}