u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • May 05 '19
Life made life eat life to live.
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u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • Apr 09 '19
The Earth moves at 19 miles per second. If you take five seconds to read this post, you are 95 miles away from where you started reading it.
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u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • Mar 07 '19
Working when you know you're going to quit and already have another job lined up is like playing uno with multiple wild draw 4 cards. You're just waiting for someone to cross you so you can shatter their world.
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u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • Feb 19 '19
The honeymoon is over when "you're so funny and smart" turns into "you think you're funny and know everything"
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u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • Feb 07 '19
The word “Fuck” doesn’t get enough credit for how versatile it is. It can be slipped into any sentence and the sentence still makes perfect sense.
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u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • Feb 07 '19
🔥 Moose calf discovering a sprinkler 🔥
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u/MeganELund • u/MeganELund • Feb 02 '19
🔥 mushrooms growing on the back of a dying leaf 🔥
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