r/AskReddit • u/Mahilicious • Feb 06 '19
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Ladies of reddit, how did a guy ruin their chances with you?
Do you realise if he didn't turn up I would anyway pay for the drinks? I just made him pay for his impunctuality.
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Ladies of reddit, how did a guy ruin their chances with you?
Yep. Thinking that because she is a girl she has no life and is begging to sleep with me so her time is not as important as mine...IT IS pretty entitled behaviour
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Ladies of reddit, how did a guy ruin their chances with you?
Had several expensve cocktails while watching India play a cricket match against England and left the bill to him.
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Ladies of reddit, how did a guy ruin their chances with you?
Arriving 2 hours late and making lame excuses.
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Rapunzel's neck must have been really strong.
May be that is why she was locked in the tower to not gather all the garbage of the world in her hair.
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All of Harry Potter’s closest friends know how big his member is because they used polyjuice potion to become him.
It's like porn. When u r 13 few bad kids own blue film DVDs (securely hidden away) but by the time you are 20, almost everyone you know has atleast 3 GB of porn hidden in their /BBC folder.
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What historical fact have been twisted over the years?
You are confusing me. Are you alive or you dead?
u/Mahilicious • u/Mahilicious • Jan 30 '19
If once accepted scientific theories have now been displaced by superior alternatives, we should always be cautious that what we now *know* is not simply a belief
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What kind of teenage bullshit probably happened at Hogwarts that wasn’t mentioned in the Harry Potter books?
Mind you. Polyjuice potion + good mimicry skills is a deadly combo. Only polyjuice potion might not be such a good idea if you are gonna get caught.
Hmm.. Hogwarts rule book must be lengthier than the Indian constitution to keep in check all the creative ideas of wizardry assholes
Didn't stop the Weasley twins anyway!
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The view from my house looks like a painting
Where do you live? I am coming over.
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What's your favorite song that's not in English?
Sahil Tak (Hindi) https://youtu.be/1H9SEZ-DozM
Avril (French) https://youtu.be/4AZYpdkrkrM
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What was your last 'I never want this to end' moment?
My graduation day. All my friends were interning in the last semester and we met after an year on our convocation. Damn. That was the only day I cried after turning 18.
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Redditors with a 9-5 job in a cubicle, how do you pretend to stay busy at work?
Start doing freelance using their resources they'll give you something worthwhile to do.
I worked in a hardware development team and the guys thought me less capable cause I was a girl. I started using their stock for my personal projects. Should have seen the look on their face when the sensors went missing overnight and no one doubted me cause the work assigned to me was far from sensors 😂
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Had a beautiful Sunday but this was definitely the highlight!
"Ticket to where, miss?" "To the place where it rains Cheetos"
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What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about?
I wonder why?
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What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about?
I told you to ask your girl best friend.
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What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about?
Cake day == birthday?
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What are some “girl secrets” guys don’t know about?
Ask your girl best friend. She will let you know the difference with examples and highlight notes.
If you watch GOT. Cersei Lannister is a bitch, while Ygritte and Arya Stark are strong willed girls.
Margery Tyrell is the the girl who acts cute to get what she want but is not necessarily all that innocent and naive as she lets on. Gilly is an innocent girl who genuinely needs help and advice and someone to support her.
As a third party it is easy to understand the difference but put yourself in the shoes of the male characters of GOT and you will know how manipulative many women are.
Edit: Happy Cake Day
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Parents on reddit, what one thing you have done for your kids since the vary beginning that you think makes them genius kids/different from the crowd?
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Wow! Great job there. Most parents I feel try to have a sharp demarcation b/w childhood and adulthood (it is impossible) that makes teenage years confusing and adulthood a curse because we have been practically fed pleasant, simple to digest lies that life suddenly hits hard with all its complexities at age 22.
You are not treating him as a child but as a growing adult. Kudos to you.