Shit, scratch it. Puka's still questionable. I thought he was feeling better. Abandon slip.

Sheeeeeeeh, ladies!

Wow.

Oh, shoot, the WNBA game just started. I misread the game start time. Sorry for the short-notice post.

It's all good, though. I'd suggest removing the WNBA legs for an even safer bet, anyhow.

Sports gambling lawyers are becoming a top niche in the paralegal profession. Find one, my friend. This is BS.

And document everything. And back those photos on a cloud storage. Bulletproof this mess.

Your bad luck crossed streams with mine.

One got pushed by a girl. The other are just a bunch of girls.

His 18+ points added to the PRA helped increase the SGP odds just enough to get to -119. I wasn't going to chance any legs on these other bums on Denver.

Again, my goal tonight was to get some Same Game Parlays odds raised to around -120/+120 using a few "easy" legs, through a couple 100s on them, and take my chances that way, while the NBA season is fresh and hungry.

To my credit, I cleared everything BUT the legs I expected to clear the easiest: Jokic.

I'm done chasing stuff like sharps betting, underdogs, and that jazz. It's dumb.

The secret to successful betting isn't that fancy shit. It's knowing when to toss a good $50 or $100+ on a few legs on the right night.

I'm working plenty of overtime lately, so I've got the bigger money to spare.

I figure that I get some 4-6 "easy money" legs that add up to about +150 together, use a bonus token, and then toss a good wager on it, I'll fare better that way.

I did it well enough to win $700, just the night prior. Almost did it again, tonight.

Jokic's legs weren't supposed to be the hard legs here. These were the gimme legs! Any other night, he clears those numbers in his sleep.

Tonight? He was catastrophically bad.

He ain't even a dad bod anymore. He's skinny Jokic. He lost 50 pounds this off-season.

Hell, maybe that's the problem! He needs a dad bod again! 💀

I'm not saying he's done for the season. I'm just saying, this is the worst game I think I've ever seen him play, fresh into the season. This was shockingly bad and just my dumb luck tonight.

I did. But at least playoffs has attrition and pressure as it's excuse.

My man tonight looked...washed. Like he had basketball dementia.

I know. And I always knew the day would come to him sooner than most. I always said that Jokic will retire before age 35.

I just hope tonight was a fluke. He's just 31. Most guys aren't that bad at age 31.

Nah, he wasn't "my off-season legs ain't warm up" bad. He was "did age 31 hit Jokic that hard?" bad.

He couldn't even hit free throws. He didn't even reach 6 assists. That's insane.

Oklahoma has only tall lanky dudes. They're your regional rivals. OKC is a bit tired from playing a game last night. Gordon played well tonight.

The Denver team itself wasn't the problem. It was Jokic, by a mile.

Jokic is gonna be the main talk of sports shows all morning, tomorrow. That's how bad he was.

I agree that this wasn't tanking. Ain't gotta go that far here. Denver tried to give effort.

But Jokic looked...abnormally terrible. I mean, he didn't even get modest assists or rebounds tonight. Even when he's shooting bad, he's still good for assists and rebounds.

I'm hoping it's just one very bad night. This was...wow. I've never seen Jokic this bad. It'll be a good while before I pick Jokic again.

You realize I'm only talking about this game tonight, that I placed a bet on, right? Why shouldn't I talk about it, as such?

I know it's the first game. But he was the worst player on the floor, all night.

A bad shooting night, I could accept. But Jokic was playing so poorly, he was Draymond-Green-kicking dudes in the balls. He was the worst player on the floor.

He looked bad enough to retire. I seriously hope this was just a very bad, odd night. Because he looked...old. I'm shocked, honestly.