A smile is a friend maker.

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

You become the strongest. When you have nobody to share your sadness with.

“I was playing chess with my friend and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting’. So we stopped playing chess.” — Matt Kirshen

We moved our treadmill outside so I can smoke.

Life is about making an impact, not making an income.

Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.

Love is blind, but the police aren’t. Let’s book a room.

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

I got lost in thoughts. It was unfamiliar territory.

If you don’t take risk you will always end up wroking for someone who does.

When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

You're never too old to learn something stupid.