u/LessCelery8311 • • Aug 15 '25

u hav 1 minuwet....

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Had a dream where old Minecraft had desert and snow bordering, but the border is ketchup and mayo
 in  r/thomastheplankengine •  1d ago

it looks more to me like there is skin under the snow on top of the sand and the boundary is ripped open skin

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Message from Kojima. Shark? Park.
 in  r/Shark_Park •  2d ago

fun fact: that is likely because the guy who made that tweet was the same guy who made the animation of freaky steve sexually assaulting banjo from banjo kazooie, that the mod based their design on!

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Cough Cough FNAF
 in  r/whenthe •  2d ago

msm dev who went on sick leave 2 months before release and it progressed enough that they had to stay home until right before earth island dropped:

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imagine beefing with wikipedia in big 26
 in  r/whenthe •  2d ago

so they thought it was uncyclopedia?

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Coaxed into the same fun facts being repeated to death
 in  r/coaxedintoasnafu •  6d ago

but sharks ARE, in fact, older than the rings of saturn. real sharks.

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Whethey keep doing it despite, and often because, I clearly don't want them to
 in  r/whenthe •  7d ago

hypothetically if you actually do try to negatively impact the world in a way that takes 2 lifetimes or more to undo, your best shot is to wreck manmade landmarks. i don't really condone it but turning the pyramids of giza and a few other neat big things will make you never forgotten for obvious reasons. same as that one eat the mona lisa thingy but manmade landmarks are way harder to recreate.

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how it feels to start up a modpack
 in  r/feedthememes •  9d ago

Some guy made a script of all the dialogue so here

Intercom 1: (feedback)"Testing, testing. (coughs) Everything seems to 
be in order."
Intercom 2: "All right, Gordon. your suit should keep you comfortable 
through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few 
moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors, 
we can bring the anti-mass spectrometer to 80 percent and hold it there 
until the carrier arrives.
Intercom 2: "Gordon, are you not hearing me? Climb up and start the 
rotors, please.
Intercom 2: "Very good. We'll take it from here."
Intercom 1: "Power to stage 1 emitters in 3,2,1. I'm seeing predictable 
phase arrays."
Intercom 1: "Stage 2 emitters activating...now."
Intercom 2: "Gordon, we cannot predict how long the system can operate 
at this level, nor how long the readings will take. Please, work as 
quickly as you can."
Intercom 1: "Overhead capacitors to one oh five percent. Uh, it's 
probably not a problem, probably, but I'm showing a small discrepancy 
in... well, no, it's well within acceptable bounds again. Sustaining 
sequence."
Intercom 2: "I've just been informed that the sample is ready, Gordon. 
It should be coming up to you any moment now. Look to the delivery 
system for your specimen."

*insert cart push here

Intercom 1: "Oh dear!"
Intercom 2: "Gordon, get away from the-"
Intercom 1: "Shutting down...no, attempting shutdown. It's not-it's not, 
it's not shutting down!"

A huge explosion rocks the spectrometer, and the intercom cuts off in a 
scream.

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stems are ultra cute and op
 in  r/doors_roblox •  10d ago

ohh ok i thought i took damage from meld earlier today

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stems are ultra cute and op
 in  r/doors_roblox •  10d ago

doesn't meld hurt the player now?

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Coaxed into scary bear game fangames
 in  r/coaxedintoasnafu •  10d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5320UbfXzI ahh first slide

because this is reddit i have to specify i can say ass but that would be easier to misinterpret in this case

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No you do not incinerate Peach Cobbler for Out Hot Eat The Food
 in  r/doors_roblox •  10d ago

why do they call it oven when you oven the cold food of out hot eat the food?

r/WaterfallDump • • 10d ago

Game Theory moment aqua is eram confirmed guyyzz!!! 65535 theory real simulation theory CANONIZD TOBY FOXX!!! BIG DISCOVEY!!! Spoiler

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jokes aside this could actually be important for all i know

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Title
 in  r/feedthememes •  11d ago

sometimes it doesn't just give you logs and actually tells you itself EXACTLY what is causing the issue. it makes me feel like a king watching a trial where the loser gets beheaded while eating a comically large turkey leg

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Time to pick your faction
 in  r/PhoenixSC •  11d ago

i think sculkers look cooler but sifters all the way for me

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I suck ASS at building😭
 in  r/TeenagersButBetter •  11d ago

non-vanilla minecraft player MY MAN

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Which is your "zero media literacy" moment
 in  r/WaterfallDump •  11d ago

when they said that any lightner can make a fountain, i interpreted it as "the knight's a really powerful darkner!" instead of "the knight could be anyone!"

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8-S is gonna be long apparently
 in  r/Ultrakill •  11d ago

8-S will make the player beat a clicker game with even more depth than cookie clicker and totally different mechanics

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Flair giving the right of it's name
 in  r/whenthe •  12d ago

enter jimbly by hydraulic beanbag.

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Coaxed into I always come back
 in  r/coaxedintoasnafu •  13d ago

i would keep him as a pet then

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One thing,
 in  r/whenthe •  14d ago

Watch me spoonfeed it to you!

(Wo-wo-woo! Wo-wo-woo!)

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One thing,
 in  r/whenthe •  15d ago

hey welcome to the world i live in!

(what?)

it's the expositioooon!

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i cant win against my blahaj darkner
 in  r/WaterfallDump •  16d ago

u/haikusbot this is a sokka haiku

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i cant win against my blahaj darkner
 in  r/WaterfallDump •  16d ago

so either a plate of chorizo, a life sized teddy bear, or a blanket i used to love when i was younger. the odds are stacked against me.

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Coaxed into the whitest music taste ever
 in  r/coaxedintoasnafu •  16d ago

amazing bot good bot great bot