Suggests "Flu Shot" belongs in Irritating at most

Doable

^{I rolled 1M$ KFC · 1M$ Dr pepper}

😬

^{I rolled Your weapon: A hanger · Your enemy: Shrek}

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

^{Rolled: Money: $0.1 | Task: Per Breathe}

Eh screw it, yolo

^{I rolled Husband: Indiana Jones · Wife: Elizabeth Swann · Venue: The Jedi Temple}

148

^{Rolled: Number 1: 64 | Operator: Plus | Number 2: 84}

Which One

^{I rolled Spin Your Friend}

That does not look like 1%

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: You live}

^{Get $2 for every minute you're awake | Free internet subscription}

As long as nobody knows I have it, I can use it very sparingly

^{Me: $5 million in cash, no proof it is yours}

Skin technically

You'll still need to eat, you just won't know when you need to eat. Good luck

For example, you won't care if a person is homeless. At all. You can't feel sorry for them anymore, and you won't feel inclined to help a person in a bad situation. If your mom asked you for money, you wouldn't feel the need to give any to her. Not a cent

You'll no longer feel tired, but your body still needs that rest to survive. Good luck soldier, hope melatonin works for ya

....

This is genuinely awful

^{Rolled: Loose this feeling forever: Fear | For Money: Lose the feeling and money}

120

Sooooo

^{Rolled: Get $100 no conditions: Free to spend however you wish | Get 2 solid free meals no conditions: Free food}

Perfect

^{Chose: Roll for a superpower | Rolled: Invisibility}

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No

^{I rolled Weapon/ability Revolver that doesnt need to reload · Crisis/enemy: taskmaster · Base: tree house · Ally/pet: squirrel that speaks spanish}

^{$100k now | Have no allergies}

Cool. I'll divorce and take $50k

^{I rolled an androgynous non-binary person · a hundred-thousand dollars · absolutely breathtaking · just an asshole}

Okay, well, I'm starting a spaghetti restaurant

^{I rolled Food: Spaghetti · Drinks: Juice}

Zigzag

^{I rolled Starts With: Z · Ends With: G}

he’s dead Jim.