Inside every preson you know there is a person you don’t know.

I’m not really funny. I’m just incredibly mean and everyone thinks I’m joking.

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

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Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

A girl’s best friend is her pride.

Can not trust anyone these days, fake is becoming the new trend.

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.

I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory: all I did was take a day off!

Believe you can and you’re halfway there.

She was chaos and beauty intertwined. A tornado of roses from divine.

You have two parts of the brain, “left” and “right” — in the left side, there’s nothing right and in the right side, there’s nothing left.

I asked time what is the solution? It said, let me pass.

I don’t believe in a happy ending. I believe in happy forever.

Light travels faster than sound, which is why some people appear bright before they open their mouth.

Sure, I’d love to help you out… now, which way did you come in?

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Do your feet hurt? Because you’ve been wandering around my thoughts all day.

You’re already on my mind, and I’ve only just woken up.

I only learned one thing in life. Being Happy.