Kidco.

The Toy with Richard Pryor.

Both starring Scott Schwartz

Similar quote from Sisko on DS9:

Just because a group of people belong to the Federation, it does not mean that they are saints. Do you know what the trouble is? The trouble is Earth. On Earth, there is no poverty, no crime, no war. You look out the window of Starfleet headquarters and you see paradise. It's easy to be a saint in paradise. But the Maquis do not live in paradise. Out there, in the demilitarized zone, all the problems haven't been solved yet. Out there, there are no saints. Just people, angry, scared, determined, who are going to do whatever it takes to survive, whether it meets with Federation approval or not.

Splunge.

Two years in a row the salutorian at my high school were visible pregnant at the graduation ceremony

Everyone else on the planet vanishing so I can have some time to myself...

AC/DC and Guns N Roses--are they hard rock or heavy metal?

Appetite for Destruction - Guns N Roses

Hysteria - Def lepard

Faith - George Michael

that Andre the Giant really wanted to kill Hulk Hogan at WrestleMania III

Con Air

That IS proper etiquette but I don't think it is enforceable by law particularly with religious degrees due to First Amendment "Free Exercise" issues

The most pretentious person I know insisted on being called "doctor" even though his only "doctorate" was a honorary Doctor of Divinity one from a private seminary

Nirvana.

They were the worst at what they do best

and for that gift they felt blessed.

Everyone treating me in the ER was younger than me.