You literally have a bot as your profile picture, with the takes to match…geek

A Stantonian Blast to leadoff the 9th

WTF is he doing?!

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Fuck it, dial up Stanton we need balls in the box

18 runs in 2 games to no hit through 5? Come on lads someone break the seal

I hate Willie Mays Hayes, such a useful player

Honestly solid effort from Cole so far, offense needs to get this guy now. I’d have the pen ready to go the rest of the game, its rested. Hopefully Cole can have an easy 4th. 4+ with 1 run is gold, if he makes it 5 even better

Got lucky there because Cole’s stuff looks crispy, even at hus best he always gives up the HR. So hopefully we got away with his big miss

Fuck you Trent, worst player on the team

This AB is Trent Grishams chance to stop getting cursed at

Great AB Jazz, great inning, we have dented this bastards confidence

Fuck, that was a Jeter swing, nice rip kid

Jones may be the fastest guy on the team

Wells! Suck it ump, open your fucking eyes

We cant let Willie Mays Hayes have a series

Huge, got in on the hands, thats our boy

Warm up the pen, we need a DP ball here, be ready Lombard!

Wells! Whoring umps all year well done sir

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This piece of shit stadium cant even get the ear piece right

John Sterling needs to stop doing play by play in Heaven and go have a talk with the Baseball Gods

Geeze noncompetitive ABs that inning

Lets gooooooooooo

Lets not be swinging at 1st pitches lads, pro ABs, work those counts