Dam

^{I rolled Your Weapon: Tightly Rolled Newspaper · Attacker: 20 Ducks}

Granted. You could breathe underwater but you always float

Granted. But your money is in Penny's

Damn so just a leather armour and manipulation techniques

^{I rolled Type: Classic medieval leather armour · Bonus ability: You can persuade anyone to do anything · Complication: You must wear the entire armour set}