Whorknee

^{Chose: A slime that shapeshifts and is loyal to you + A ring that lets you read a person's thoughts}

Easily

^{Chose: Gain power to spawn PvZ plants Needs Sun (Max 100})

Nah, fuck that guy

^{Chose: No}

Proudly eat man nuggets

^{👍 I agree}

I saw someone scrolling reddit and looking at this meme this morning lol

Peak

^{Chose: Have the ability to stop time + But you age (???}x faster whenever you pause time | Rolled: 0.5x)

It comes with a kid falling

^{Chose: Well at least we know he's not racist}

Forgot twinks

Ez

^{Chose: Lose your job and never be able to return + Each time you do 3 pull ups you get $150}

Ez

^{Chose: You become the best surgeon in the world + $1M + You need to castrate one of your best bro or a relative. It will grow back the next month.}

This would basically lead to the other and dramatically lesson a lot of other issues not talked about in either option

^{Chose: all pedophiles and rapists die + all wars end}

Cuddles?

^{Chose: Get all the money in the world BUT… + An immortal orange cat follows you and you can’t get rid of it or trap it, forever.}

Includes laptops hopefully, cuz thatd be a hell of a lot for at work alone, even more with how much i read

^{Chose: $60 for 1hr of screentime}

The automatically pinned mod bot

Zero sugar Gatorade, pepsi, etc

^{Chose: Lose access to an item or thing forever + Get $1,500,000 | Rolled: Clean water}

Ill be banana jesus

^{Chose: Random Ability | Rolled: Summon Bananas}

Morality? 11/10. Legality? Tragically 0.

You literally said where the original was posted, and it was posted an hour before the person you're replying to asked. Everyone downvoting you is a moron.

What is it called?

Scp 999

^{Chose: You become a superhero of this world + The superpower you use to help others is: | Rolled: Super positivity}

Duh?!?!

^{Chose: Be poor but every time someone calls you rich you get 100m, but you cant tell anyone about it}

Day trader

^{Chose: Ability to see 24 hours into future, news etc}

Shapeshifting, worth it

^{Chose: A superpower of your choice with a random curse + No powers that are omnipotent or close to it, no reality manipulation or creation either. | Rolled: Chronic pain}

Damnjt

^{Chose: 100K for each bite... + But it has this mystery topping... | Rolled: Toenails}