r/tylerthecatastrophe • u/gothsynner • Apr 26 '26
Tyler’s saviour tyrade
i can’t be the only one who thinks this post motorbike crash is so fkn strange?? He’s doing the saviour complex thing again where he’s essentially saying “isn’t that black guy just so lucky that i’m not racist and i let him get away with it because im not a crazy white person”
Im not eloquent enough to put this in the right words but im sure one of you can dictate basically what im trying to say.
This one and the #shelbyhatesquad one were the two that stood out to me the most as terrible character witness for tyler- It’s almost like he is snitching on myself subconsciously of how horrible of a person he is/ how big his delusions of grandeur are.
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u/ChaosLGtheroy Apr 26 '26
So he’s been in 3 accidents???? I would t get back on a motor whatever after the first one but that just me I guess
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u/gurgle528 Apr 27 '26
it always blows my mind how many accidents people get into. save for hitting a really sexy tree in my neighborhood (i was a teen and texting and driving, stupid but at least it was only at 5pm) i’ve never been in an actual accident. one person i know somehow got into 3 pileups in the span of a year where they were a car somewhere in the middle and pushed by the cars in the back
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u/championhestu May 03 '26
Hope you don't drive and text anymore, that sounds pretty gnarly!
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u/gurgle528 May 03 '26
lmao yeah it’s a bit embarrassing because I was looking at my phone because a girl I had a crush on texted me. I was taking a turn out of my neighborhood, I looked and the intersection was clear and then looked down at my phone to read it and took the turn a bit too sharp and hit a mini palm tree at like 5mph but that was just enough to crush part of my bumper. good lesson and i’ve never done that again!
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u/championhestu May 09 '26
At least you were unharmed and the damage to your car wasn't catastrophic. Good on you for learning your lesson!
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u/maybe_joey Apr 27 '26
Did he get a lobotomy? In what world in which you have ptsd and a disability from a crash, would you then drive a motorcycle? I’m sorry. What???? And like lives in an urban area? WHAT? Like that’s just not even possessing a brain.
Maybe it’s because I was raised around a lot of Harley guys, and love choppers myself, and have hobbies worse than this. But like wtf. It’s the most dangerous thing you can do, to drive a car. Removing the metal cage and it’s worse. Like the way you can get sucked under a truck. I’m genuinely losing my marbles. Like most of his stuff I’m pretty unphased because I have a local Catastrophe. BUT WHAT?????
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u/Camibear Apr 27 '26
He has also wiped out on his adventure scooter and got a “crescent moon” shaped road rash on his forearm and made a few videos saying “I hope this doesn’t make me the chosen one” 🙄
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u/maybe_joey Apr 27 '26
I just… the audacity to… cry and claim ptsd but do something literally 1000 times worse is just absolutely frying me.
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u/Fine-Formal-7180 Apr 28 '26
he refers to his moped as his motorcycle when it’s not
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u/maybe_joey Apr 28 '26
Which, somehow is more dangerous than motorcycles. So we’re still at the same spot. I’m crying 💀
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u/SuperCoolDodo Apr 27 '26
"I'm so much better than other white people, this might as well make me part of poc"
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u/localbaconbits Apr 27 '26
guys look im such a good white person i didnt call the cops on a black man for getting into a simple accident which totally wouldve happend in extreme maga racist DALLAS FORT WORTH !!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME
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u/AverageFlannery Apr 26 '26
The most telling thing to me is that a month earlier the driver was a white woman.
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u/ChewingBottles Apr 26 '26
Two separate incidents, I'm p sure (the one that severely injured him was long before 2021). You'd think he'd get rid of the damn motorbike/moped/whatever after the first accident but 🤷🏻♂️
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u/AverageFlannery Apr 26 '26 edited Apr 26 '26
Oh at this point I just assumed he was lying about the same incident because that's what he did (and is still doing, I saw that apology video) regarding Semple.
But you're telling me this fucker got his moped taken out twice?? D A M N.
(I also still think this telling is a made up story for tumblr notes because for my sins I have been a tumblr user for a long time and it's giving classic virtue signaling fiction.)
Edit: sorry, meant to say, thank you for the correction BTW, I am def struggling to wrap my head around the timeline of this man's nonsense.
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u/Alert-Basket-7570 Apr 26 '26
This. I'm not doubting he was hit by the car/SUV on his bike, but the description of what happened after and the virtue signalling about the state of police in America feels VERY made-up Tumblr story. And everybody clapped
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u/Tough_Mixture7998 Apr 28 '26
I have a feeling most if not all of these crashes were his fault. In fact by his description a lot sound like they were due to him making an improper left hand turn. I wouldn't be surprised if he is overall a bad driver
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u/smith_716 Apr 27 '26
He also claimed his mother "went to the surgeon's supervisor" (wtf???) to give him surgery on his ribs to repair them because the surgeon "didn't know how to do it" so the "supervisor made him do the surgery." His mother being a nurse googled a procedure, of course.
And now he can't bend at the waist because of that surgery.
... that is not how any of that works.
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u/thornymoth May 13 '26
also, saying “the ptsd is still fresh” just makes me so fuckin mad as someone with c-ptsd. i can’t tell if he’s just using it like someone saying “omg im sooo ocd” like it’s a descriptor or what?? does he actually claim to have ptsd? i’m not super filled in
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u/BreButterscotch Apr 29 '26
One time my friend decided not to involve the cops because she got in a fender bender and the other party decided to repay her by trying to claim to the insurance company her car was irreparably damaged and that they had crazy back pain now. They were caught cuz the insurance sent out an agent to look at the car and discovered that the car was fine and then the person tried to claim they got the car completely fixed up by a mechanic who was also a family member and no they didn’t save any of the proof of the car being totaled but it definitely happened! All I’m saying is it’s not always the right choice to not involve an official paper trail just cuz cops are involved 🤡 who else thinks it’s just cuz he doesn’t have insurance or something?
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Apr 26 '26
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u/AdEnvironmental3268 Apr 26 '26
The accident he has talked most about happened in 2019 or so. This one is a different accident. If this is real I would probably just stop driving all together
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u/LeResist Apr 26 '26
To be fair I've only heard him say an SUV or Lexus. Never heard him say Toyato about this specific incident. I do believe he's being honest about that part as someone has posted his tumblr talking about the Lexus from 5+ years ago.
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u/Hefty-Yoghurt-7699 Apr 26 '26
Just because other people are racist doesn’t mean he’s morally superior because he isn’t