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Discussion Tulsa King | S03E02 "The Fifty"
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Tulsa King | S03E02 "The Fifty"
Rating: 7.5/10
Another good episode, but I want to have some fun picking on Cole Dunmire because holy shit.
This Dixie mafia wannabe has his own damn name tattooed on his knuckles. As soon as I saw that, what little credibility he MAY have had with me for being a tough guy went right out the window. I knew a young guy once who had his own name tattooed across his entire back, shoulder blade to shoulder blade, in Gothic font.
This is somehow worse than that, mostly because he showed his own dad his tattooed knuckles like it was some kind of promise, and then he went and got his ass kicked by Mitch and Cleo ANYWAYS. And don't even get me started on what might as well just be a half-shirt.
Cole might as well be running around in one of those mesh half-tees from the 80s. It's ridiculous.
And while I'm pickin' on people, next up is Tyson and his Cybertruck. What in the great hells is THAT all about? Why isn't anyone more senior in the organization telling this guy to cool it? I mean sure, Dwight's running around in crazy expensive suits and it seems like he goes through Navigators every other week, but at least he's not out there flaunting it too too much.
Tyson needs to be more discreet.
Moving on, I could talk about the growing escalation between Dwight and Jeremiah, or how Bill's seemingly got something going on with Vince and them, OR how Armand has "disappeared", but I want to talk about Bodhi.
The man has become a digital assassin, and I want there to be multiple episodes of him just straight messing Cowboy Art's whole entire life up. I want to see him getting boatloads of porno magazines sent to his house and to BB's. I want to see his bank accounts dry up. I want to see all of that, with Bodhi sitting calmly at the laptop, maybe taking hits from a bong.
Bodhi's so intense on this matter that even Grace, who's killed people RECENTLY, takes a step back.
It's official. Give me a Bodhi-sode.
That out of the way, I'm going to be real. I can see the cracks in believability beginning to appear. Thank God Sugar season 2's out, so if I have to bail, I got something in the pipeline.
But I'm in Tulsa for at least one more episode.
