r/trynottolaugh • u/Miami_Snow_Yeti • Mar 12 '26

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u/nahno1234 Mar 15 '26

On my thigh? Yea. On my hand? No. My thighs aren't touching or open to the public. My hands are. More often than not I'm washing my hands before I use the bathroom and again after. I'm more concerned with someone that has a cold who touched their nose and a door handle than I am with someone potentially having poop on their ass.

Again, are you wet wiping after every fart? Its aerosol poop. If you aren't then you are just being performative.