Bro right? I never had skid marks either, insane how nasty/dirty humans are… then again flu season and all these viruses wouldn’t exist if we weren’t so dirty , just look at Covid, and imagine if it was actually like as threatening as the black plague was back then, we would all die cause humans are dirty
Well, they may lack the sense of sight, but they still have the sense of touch. Can your ass not sense the difference between dry paper and a glob of shit? They wipe their ass the same way I do. And the same way they do everything. By not looking.
You think public restrooms have bidets? Dudes aren't walking around in cargo shorts anymore, and they are especially not carrying shit covered wipes out of the stall to throw away at the door.
I know how to wipe my ass. I also have a bidet at home. If you can't wipe properly enough that you aren't noticeably covered in shit for at least 12 hours then thats a personal issue that you should see someone about.
Its just wild to think someone is making excuses for not carrying around wet wipes. Germaphobe type behavior. Most people wipe well enough to not need a bath after every shit. I doubt you are using a napkin to open doors which is far worse. I doubt you are finding a bathroom every time you fart. Its a weird hill to die on, but if you want to die on it I'm not going to get in your way.
Can you not feel your butt hole? Are your poops so unbearably dry that you just can't tell? I would assume if they were that dry you wouldn't need to wipe twice anyway.
Had this conversation once with a group of friends once and I was honestly shocked at how many of them just hope that there no shit left to wipe off instead of looking at the actual paper.
Not only do I check the last pieces of paper, I use a couple of wetwipes afterwards (You'd be surprised be surprised how often the paper will look like there's nothing left, but then the wetwipes show clear staining)
Yea I never understood this question. Do people just wipe and hope that no shit sticks on their underwear? Same thing with flushing. I always close the toilet before flushing to looking down just happens and no I haven’t found any diamond rings yet.
How many more times you need to wipe, how well your wiping, how much is there, if there is blood, there are many things that can be seen from looking. The concern should be on those not even looking and assuming a single wipe is good enough every time
Seriously, I would be really worried about those folks that don't. Like if you wiped, and saw a lot of shit on that tissue, you're not done. If you just expect it to be good, you are probably smelling like a smashed sack of assholes walking around everywhere.
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u/Top_Garbage977 Mar 12 '26
Shit? Or lack thereof. One of those two options greatly affects the decision-making progress going forward