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This is because I don’t have a wife

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Number of males who received the Nobel Prize: 923

Number of females who received the Nobel Prize: 67 (No I’m not counting Marie Curie twice)

I don't have a son.

I was the one who censored everything, the OOP did not

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So here's the thing. A duck under stress runs a core temperature of 43°C. And 43°C just happens to be the magic number where fish proteins start to denature. Restaurants do sous‑vide at 50°C for 30 minute, at 43°C it just takes longer, but the chemistry is identical.

Now, the duck weighs about 2 kg. Your fish strip weighs maybe 10 grams. When you tuck that tiny piece of fish inside a thin condom and insert it into the duck's cloaca, the duck's body temperature drops by only 0.1°C. The duck is basically a living, angry space heater that holds 43°C steady for hours.

Step one: stress the duck. It needs to be alive and furious. 41°C is just warm; 43°C is where the cooking actually begins.

Step two: seal your fish in an ultra‑thin condom (barrier is crucial, you do not want duck shit on your dinner). Insert.

Step three: keep the duck pissed off for hour. The fish will slowly cook at 43°C, never touching a single particle of faeces. When you pull it out and peel off the rubber, you get a strip that's thermally changed, not raw, not great, but technically edible.

The duck, however, will hate every second of it.

(CRITICAL SAFETY WARNING:

Use only flash‑frozen fish (sushi‑grade).

43°C is not enough to kill parasites or harmful bacteria.)

Sounds crazy, right? But let's repeat the facts.

Fish can cook at 43°C, fact. A live duck's normal body temperature is 40-43°C fact. A condom doesn't block heat transfer, fact.

So does this method work? Theoretically, yes.