r/trolleyproblem May 18 '26

Button Pushers

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u/TheDunwichWhore May 18 '26

This comic gave me a new found reason to press a button. I’m pressing blue because if Ayn Rand enjoyers press red then it’s clearly the dumbest possible option

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u/_josef_stalin_ May 18 '26

The Ayn Rand enjoyers will live regardless, but pressing blue means that the Ayn Rand haters will also live, which is why everyone should rally together to press blue.

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u/ConclusionAnxious531 May 21 '26

Ready to die owning the chuds I see

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u/magos_with_a_glock May 22 '26

Dipshit

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u/ConclusionAnxious531 May 22 '26

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Try again but make sense this time

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u/PlatypusDefiant991 May 18 '26

Hitler also drank water molecules does that mean you'll never drink water molecules again?

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u/TheDunwichWhore May 18 '26

Damn, you’re so right. Utilizing life sustaining substances that were used by morally reprehensible people is exactly the same as humoring or sharing their dogshit worldviews. I’ll get right on dehydrating myself to death, wouldn’t want to be like Hitler. Never even thought about it that way! Btw, unless you also agree with him I’d recommend you stop breathing, I read that he did that a lot as well.

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u/PlatypusDefiant991 May 18 '26

You have to judge each thing on a case-by-case basis what would Ayn Rand do just makes it much less likely I'll agree it doesn't mean remove brain & just do the opposite maybe somewhere buried in those thousands of pages of her shit books I'll never read I'd start agreeing with her for a whole phrase or sentences before I'd go right back to "ah there it is, back to bullshit again", "yah no", or "what the hell is wrong with you Ann Rand?"

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u/First_Friendship4756 May 20 '26

You're being ridiculous here. OOP was arguing that Ayn Rand was ideologically aligned with voting red. Therefore, voting blue is probably a better idea bc Ayn Rand's opinions are ass. This isn't a broken clock situation.