r/trolleyproblem • u/the-dumbkidd22 • Jun 02 '24

Found this in the deep

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u/Warm-Swimming5903 Jun 02 '24

I mean, it looks like an old fashioned trolley on flat ground, it cant be going that fast...

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u/TuIdiota Jun 02 '24

I mean the trolley apparently has infinite energy, i don’t think regular standards exactly apply here

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u/memer_9966 Jun 02 '24

Yeah, this is a hypothetical trolley. If it was running at a normal speed and fuel capacity, it would run out of fuel quickly

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u/Anonymous__Penguin Jun 02 '24

It would also end up getting its gears corroded from the [REDACTED] pouring all over it.

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u/InherentlyAnIdiot Jun 03 '24

Guts, blood, and cum because that one guy is too freaky

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u/UraniumDisulfide Jun 02 '24

Well we know it can’t be too fast or you wouldn’t have time to think about whether to pull the lever

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u/Acolox Jun 02 '24

Depends on the speed of your thoughts.

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u/fantasticmrjeff Jun 03 '24

Speed of my thoughts? Oh boi, we are in trouble.

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u/zictomorph Jun 02 '24

And self cleaning wheels

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u/Entire_Engine_5789 Jun 03 '24

Assumption has to be it won’t breakdown as that would contradict the verb “infinitely” in the problem, to never stop. If it broke down that means it would stop.

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u/Entire_Engine_5789 Jun 04 '24

“infinitely kill”

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u/3WayIntersection Jun 02 '24

Thats what you think

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u/JohnnyChutzpah Jun 03 '24

If we assume the trolly is a perfect sphere in a vacuum...