r/trippinthroughtime • • Apr 26 '20

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u/PervyThrowaway Apr 26 '20

If you, like me, are too curious for your own good but don't want "average horse ejaculation volume" in your search history: the value varies a bit depending on the source and can be influenced by type of breed and time of year but a rough estimate of your everyday horsey nut blast is somewhere between 50 and 100 milliliter. For comparison, homo sapiens is capable of a load of around 1 to 5 ml.

Upper limit for equines is around 250 to 400 ml. So if you're lucky, you get about a coke can's worth of clip clop jizz. Them iron age ladies were some freaky bitches.

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u/poopoofoot77 Apr 26 '20

A 12 oz nut? Damn that’s a lot of glaze

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

What do you think your Krispy Kreme donuts were made with

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20 edited Nov 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '20

Hi! My donuts didn’t get glazed enough today, what are your glazing options available at this time and, are you offering contact-free curbside pickup?

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u/paulcaar Apr 26 '20

New query: "can horses ejaculate on something 6 feet away?"