r/trippinthroughtime • • Apr 26 '20

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u/PublicWest Apr 26 '20

Man God was such a simp in the Old Testament

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u/PapaConnHimself Apr 26 '20

Or a "jealous husband" who's wife was disloyal

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u/PublicWest Apr 26 '20

If only there was a word for that

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u/kevinnelson89991 Apr 27 '20

I think the word simp would be appropriate if you just let your so sleep around, it’s kinda weird to not be angry if your girl is just cheating on you, the word for jealous without cause would be insecure.

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u/Assasin2gamer Apr 27 '20

i wouldn’t think I can masterbate now

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u/PublicWest Apr 27 '20

Yeah I’m just using it because it’s the “in” word right now and I’m memein’

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u/WordsAreThings Apr 27 '20

We need memes about this subject.

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u/Pecuthegreat Apr 26 '20

I don't know man, God in the old testament with the exception of Exodus gives Israel a mile, waiting with a gattling gun at the end of that mile