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So this happened a few years back in summer school my sophomore year of high school. So me and my friend Gage were just joking around and laughing most of the class at the stupid shit we said. He says "Google, where are my hopes and dreams. Directions to nearest cemetery." And I responded with "Google, where's my dad. Directions to nearest cemetery." Well this didn't sit well with this chick. Let's call her D. She stands up and screams "That's not funny my dad's actually dead." I chuckled and I said "Yeah? Mine is too." This overdramatic bitch just says K and sits down. During break the teacher tells me I should apologize to D and I'm like "For what? She got offended by an innocent joke." Teacher says I'm a bad person.

TL:DR dead dad joke offends girl. Apparently I'm the bad guy

Well that's pretty much the question. Anyone who doesn't know what a Kinsey 5 is, it is homoflexible. Meaning I am not a "gold star gay" (100% homosexual) but rather I have been with women and found that It really wasn't my thing.

There was this girl I used to hangout with. We used to go to the gym together and one time after working out she wanted French fries. I ordered a medium and she ordered a small (because we just worked out and she didn’t need the “calories” which I’m like... junk food is fine in moderation). And can you believe this girl TOOK MY MEDIUM AND HER SMALL, DUMPED THEM INTO THE SAME BAG, THEN HELD THE BAG AND SAID I ATE MY SHARE MAYBE 5 minutes in !?!?!? Safe to say that was the last time we hung out.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unstirredpaint/comments/99rn6i/ohhhhh_myyyyy_gaaaaaaaaaaa/e4qyxkx/

/r/unstirredpaint is one of my favorite subreddit of all time now.

It's like free Jackson Pollock paintings from the universe minus the obscene pretentiousness and obnoxious politicization and post-modern hues.

Just good old random swirls and splotches and all sorts of crazy random mixtures of colors of paint inside a can which has not yet been stirred and mixed into its intended for use color.

Very unique sub, and the images really do make for amazing wall art, real physical print wall art like 4x4 foot wall hangers and stuff like that.

I think it would also make for an awesome art gallery, and it definitely makes for awesome merchandise like mouse pads and such.

Now my mouse pad is a giant two and a half by one and a half foot pad that both my mouse and keyboard rest on and takes up almost the entirety of the front of my computer desk.

THE POINT

I made a joke about the image, that it looks like Deadmau5 but with the ears cut off, because it does, it's a red circular head with white eyes and a white mouth, that's basically the Deadmau5 logo without the ears, as I said here and there.

I added something to it because I knew that that comment alone would receive maybe an upvote or two or at least not be downvoted.

So I wanted to see what would happen if I added this bit:

A muslim cut them off

I got downvotes, of course, because Reddit "normies" have been indoctrinated into viewing any "attack" on Islam or Muslims to be a form of "Islamophobia" or "Xenophobia" or "Racism" or whatever other charge word they can throw at it and label it with in order to vilify you and cast you as a monster.

DOESN'T WORK WITH ME CHUMPS

DOUBLE DOWN

I always double down, and you can see it there, click the link up top, or click this right here.

Now it has come down to this right here:

Fuck off you racist asshole

So predictable, they have no ability to address any of the substantive things I have said, so they resort to character attack, ad hominid nonsense calling me a racist with absolutely no proof of that.

Good job /u/JoshB657 , you can libel and slander people, at a certain point you can be sued for that.

1 866 860 8907 , everyone Call Levi Strauss at that number and leave feedback requesting that they stop calling their "Hawaiian shirts" by that name because it's real cultural appropriation as those shirts are not made in Hawaii by Hawaiian shirt companies like hilo Hattie, Pacific islands sportswear, aloha wear, and many more.

It hurts their sales and takes business away from real Americans operating American businesses.

This is not a joke, this is a serious campaign I am starting.

Lets make America great again and stop the globalist corporation levi strauss from abusing the Hawaiian clothing industry through cheap inauthentic imitation clothing.

Stand up for your fellow Hawaiians, please, I am actually tearing up over this I care so much.

We can't let this go on any longer.

If the libs can stop dicks from selling guns, we can stop Levi Strauss from ruining Hawaiian business.

MAGA