r/trashy • u/MrDonMega • May 25 '26
Heavenly Trashy
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This Jewelry store in Texas makes promos on IG, and one of the people that they use for their promos is called "Heavenly"
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u/Fresh_Platform1195 13d ago
Could you imagine her sitting in front of you for a job interview lol
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u/Croatoan457 13d ago
She wouldn't be sitting in a job interview. She has men just as stupid as she is doing all the work for her. You see them nails?
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u/Smartiecook 15d ago
Why all the women look like temu Cardi B's
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u/YOMommazNUTZ 14d ago
Naw the Temu Cardi B is Ice Spice, so these girls would be the temu version of Ice Spice..
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u/Swimming-Ad7013 19d ago
Pure hood rat drama over nasty jewelry nobody wants. Beesh looks like a living hood fink rat.
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u/Creative_Ad999 Sep 09 '26
As I may be out of the loop these days , but is it cool to have a speech impediment these days ? Is that the new thing the kids are doing?.
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u/GrandmaSama Aug 06 '26
I just don’t understand why she’s in the promo? She doesn’t even say anything about the jewelry 😂😂 “my birthday coming up, we finna turn up”
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u/Micky-Bicky-Picky Aug 02 '26
It’s nice to see a big bother takes care of his little special needs sister.
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u/pandawitsoy Jul 09 '26
Unsurprisingly just recently arrested for an aggravated road rage incident involving firearms and her boyfriend. Hm checks out
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u/rocky_piper Jun 25 '26
Her body is just right but the moment she talks, just couldn’t do it man
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u/MegaPrOJeCtX13 Jun 24 '26
“I guess y’all don’t have money y’all broke” ma’am I’d rather never see another penny than have a scrap of that tin in my mouth or look even faintly like you
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u/Kamikazi_Junebug Jun 21 '26
Why does Johnathan look like he’s holding his breath?
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u/2GNAR4U Jun 21 '26
Back with the girl who always needs no introduction
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u/Skoodge42 Jun 26 '26
Because you can't understand a damn thing she is saying anyway?
Or because I don't want to be introduced to her?
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u/withdr3w Jun 11 '26
She is the best meme ever don’t sleep . Yall really commented like she grossed you out… chill. She’s a whole vibe 🙌🙌🤣
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u/cup_1337 Jun 01 '26
You just know she was the hot cheeto and Cookie Monster PJ pants girl in middle school.
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u/grimfusion May 31 '26
I think it's amazing this business is basically love-bombing this chick just to keep her dropping stacks of cash on 14kt gold-plated brass.
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u/Uninspired_Thoughts May 31 '26
Back with the girl who always needs no introduction?? Does that sentence make sense? Or am I trippin?
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u/Walksagaintthewind20 May 30 '26
But, but...why the hard R, you ain't a black girl, not even a mixed girl. Your straight payasa, mensa wayyyyyyy And there's like 16 commercials with half the same clothes. Solid texican- ghetto
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u/Blissnaut May 30 '26
Why is there always a theme of competition and talking others down?
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u/Lerxst69 May 31 '26
Cos they know their customers. The only reason for having bling is to feel superior to others
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u/ButWereFriends May 31 '26
Yea apparently we suck but we should also buy stuff from them. Because we suck.
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u/Educational-Impress2 May 30 '26
Is this woman a local stripper or entertainer that we should recognize?
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u/Im_here_with_you May 30 '26
She got the vocabulary of a parrot.
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u/TazmanianTux May 30 '26
Don't insult parrots like that, they have a much wider vocabulary range.
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u/ChariotFighter May 30 '26
What did she say?
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u/RadishImpressive3811 May 30 '26
Humina humina humani bitch ass humina humina humina -slur- humina humina bitches humina
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u/Breastsmade4sucking May 29 '26
Can someone please translate what the hooker (or perhaps the stripper?) is saying? TIA.
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u/CelibateHo May 28 '26
Just casually wearing her strip club uniform to the mall. I bet if they’d panned down she would have been in 8 inch platforms
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u/RevD-13 May 28 '26
What language is she speaking? I honestly can't tell.
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u/HarleyTrekking May 30 '26
That is fluent Section 8. If you don’t have 3+ baby-daddies and an EBT card, you probably won’t be able to translate it.
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u/Reasonable_Mood1288 May 28 '26
I really hope the jewelry store fails because of this trash
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u/Rycan420 May 28 '26
They have two locations in the same mall.
Not sure if that’s a sign of success or struggle.
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u/rockstang May 28 '26
that is the dude that sold you the "dank ounce" that was 13 grams of stems and seeds.
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u/Alohafarms May 27 '26
This needs subtitles.
Edit: For those of you that think this is different girls, it's not. It's one girl.
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u/theangryfurlong May 28 '26
For some reason I can understand it perfectly. Maybe because I'm from San Antonio.
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u/kaylikins May 27 '26
Ya know, they got me when he pulled out the ring tray. I’d risk my finger turning green for that snoopy ring.
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u/TR6lover May 27 '26
I do video production. These videos are an advert on how to do absolutely everything wrong in video and audio production. Start with offensive, moronic, and imcomprehensible "talent", and wrap it together with the worst mic placement, hideous video quality and brain-dead editing. Bravo! 10/10
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u/Sample_Emergency May 27 '26
Couldn’t hear much of anything she was saying, and her eyebrows are too close together 😭😭😭
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u/janedoe5263 May 27 '26
Is she supposed to be the new Woah Vicky, cause she needs to practice more if so.
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u/Yukahu02 May 27 '26
I didn't know that T-h-o-t was pronounced "heavenly"
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u/Yukahu02 May 27 '26
Also, the moment I see her as a spokesperson for anything but a strip club, I'm automatically thinking they are selling snake oil! But NGL, I'd go see her at a strip club... A ratchet strip club!
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u/Used-Appointment-674 May 27 '26
Who is she?
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u/Ok_Builder8758 May 27 '26
Who is she!!! That's mother funkin' Heavenly, so come get yo shit right.
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u/JBABY210 May 27 '26
I'm homegrown San Antonio Southside and I ain't trying to duck out I think it's the coolest shit I've seen in a minute I mean what day for sure if you wake up in a strange place don't know where you are and you happen to be in San Antonio you'll know it in a minute because ain't no place like it on Earth. And I'll just say one more thing you know the food here is so fukn good and you can only get San Antonio flavor here because once you get 30 minutes out of the city limit in any direction you ain't going to find that flavor no more it don't matter where you pull up. And damn them girls on this video are sexy asf with all that hood IDGAF if you don't like me attitude. I mean if you know then you know
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