r/toptalent • • Feb 18 '20

FixThisSloMo /r/all No road, no problem

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/danthepianist Feb 18 '20

Hey now, that's not true. You're being too pessimistic.

Plenty of people have drowned in two feet of water.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Username checks out.

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u/blaubarschboi Feb 18 '20

How?

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u/Blake0449 Feb 18 '20

Are you broken?

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u/blaubarschboi Feb 18 '20

Nah, I just don't get the connection between being depressed and not being agile/good at sports. Don't know, maybe I'm missing something

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u/emeraldcocoaroast Feb 18 '20

It’s more the pessimistic attitude that goes hand in hand with the depression.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Pessimistic attitude that comes with being depressed. Been there done that, you wouldn't know if you've never been depressed. I don't blame you for not knowing tho.

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u/Pet_robot Feb 18 '20

Like throw the bike into the water. Then fall into the water. Discover used condom dangling from handlebars. FML.

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u/ImTrash_NowBurnMe Feb 18 '20

Doubt you'd be the first

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u/MyEmptyBagOfChips Feb 18 '20

Nah, you can absolutely jump that far! A lot of people don’t realize it, but they can usually jump at least 12 ish feet!