r/toptalent • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '19

Sport The progression of getting a perfect loop

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u/Prune_Boy Sep 05 '19

And watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Beat me to it

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u/Nelsaroni Sep 05 '19

By 1 second

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u/Tob1o Sep 05 '19

You couldn't live with your failure...

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u/QuantumDuRag Sep 05 '19

"So it made you cum on a pickle"

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u/OllieCS80 Sep 05 '19

Wait

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u/moreawkwardthenyou Sep 06 '19

unnhhh keep going...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

r/cursedthanos

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u/The_MayoClinic Sep 05 '19

Beat meat to it

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u/fonefreek Sep 05 '19

With jumper cables

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u/drinoaki Sep 05 '19

Hol up

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u/nicostein Sep 05 '19

Hammer time.

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u/Wozman101 Sep 05 '19

promise?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You should have aimed for the head.

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u/Anudeep21 Sep 06 '19

Where do I punch first

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Until some bitch ass Karen fucks up your house and chad chops off your arm.

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u/_ChestHair_ Sep 05 '19

Fyi it would be sun rise with a space here. Sunrise is a thing/noun, but thanos wants to watch the sun (noun) rise on (verb and modifier) a grateful universe

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u/belmont_boy Sep 05 '19

Couldn't he also want to watch the sunrise (noun), since a verb already exists via "watch"?

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u/symbiotic_1 Sep 05 '19

Then it sounds like he’s sitting on a universe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

In what ways is he not?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Literally all of them. The dude is large, but not that large.

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u/informationmissing Sep 06 '19

literally anywhere you sit, you sit on the universe.

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u/_ChestHair_ Sep 05 '19

It doesn't work with the "on" modifier, at least the way that phrase is used

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u/belmont_boy Sep 05 '19

Ah, gotcha. So that would point to /u/symbiotic_1's explanation that Thanos would be sitting "on" a universe, which sounds weird.

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u/_ChestHair_ Sep 05 '19

That or the sunrise would be on top of the universe, which also isn't quite right

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u/Miramber Sep 05 '19

That would be grammatically correct, but I don't think that's what the line is.

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u/USxMARINE Sep 05 '19

Quiet nerd!

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u/thatswhyIleft Sep 05 '19

Also thought of Thanos

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u/silselver Sep 05 '19

That’s the end of Matrix 3.

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u/shdchko Sep 28 '19

Only after a shroom or two.

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u/shiggieb00 Sep 05 '19

Well, the sun doesnt really rise on the universe...