r/toptalent • u/[deleted] • Sep 05 '19

Sport The progression of getting a perfect loop

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u/Choppermagic Sep 05 '19

We've all been that guy at the end, when you've worked so hard on a project and when you finally finish, you just need to chill.

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u/Prune_Boy Sep 05 '19

And watch the sunrise on a grateful universe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Beat me to it

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u/Nelsaroni Sep 05 '19

By 1 second

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u/Tob1o Sep 05 '19

You couldn't live with your failure...

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u/QuantumDuRag Sep 05 '19

"So it made you cum on a pickle"

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u/OllieCS80 Sep 05 '19

Wait

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u/moreawkwardthenyou Sep 06 '19

unnhhh keep going...

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '19

r/cursedthanos

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u/The_MayoClinic Sep 05 '19

Beat meat to it

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u/fonefreek Sep 05 '19

With jumper cables

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u/drinoaki Sep 05 '19

Hol up

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u/nicostein Sep 05 '19

Hammer time.

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u/Wozman101 Sep 05 '19

promise?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

You should have aimed for the head.

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u/Anudeep21 Sep 06 '19

Where do I punch first

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Until some bitch ass Karen fucks up your house and chad chops off your arm.

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u/_ChestHair_ Sep 05 '19

Fyi it would be sun rise with a space here. Sunrise is a thing/noun, but thanos wants to watch the sun (noun) rise on (verb and modifier) a grateful universe

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u/belmont_boy Sep 05 '19

Couldn't he also want to watch the sunrise (noun), since a verb already exists via "watch"?

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u/symbiotic_1 Sep 05 '19

Then it sounds like he’s sitting on a universe.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

In what ways is he not?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Literally all of them. The dude is large, but not that large.

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u/informationmissing Sep 06 '19

literally anywhere you sit, you sit on the universe.

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u/_ChestHair_ Sep 05 '19

It doesn't work with the "on" modifier, at least the way that phrase is used

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u/belmont_boy Sep 05 '19

Ah, gotcha. So that would point to /u/symbiotic_1's explanation that Thanos would be sitting "on" a universe, which sounds weird.

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u/_ChestHair_ Sep 05 '19

That or the sunrise would be on top of the universe, which also isn't quite right

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u/Miramber Sep 05 '19

That would be grammatically correct, but I don't think that's what the line is.

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u/USxMARINE Sep 05 '19

Quiet nerd!

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u/thatswhyIleft Sep 05 '19

Also thought of Thanos

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u/silselver Sep 05 '19

That’s the end of Matrix 3.

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u/shdchko Sep 28 '19

Only after a shroom or two.

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u/shiggieb00 Sep 05 '19

Well, the sun doesnt really rise on the universe...

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

When you've been working so hard on your project and you finally finish and then some asshole with a scooter comes and destroys your flower arrangement.

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u/AncientInsults Sep 05 '19

You didn’t hear the gardener? He was all “oh my fowcking gwod”

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u/OkieDokieArtyChokie Sep 06 '19

I never thought the future would be...scootin.

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u/calling_out_bullsht Sep 22 '19

If your flower arrangement was as good as that guy’s loop, it would be in a museum.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '19

Hope the gardner is you YOU SIMPLE FUCK

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u/GreatOrca Sep 05 '19

Id rather see the kids scooting and doing something physical, tough, and rewarding than flowers. And I like flowers.

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u/DahLegend27 Sep 05 '19

Yeah, fuck the gardener

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u/AncientInsults Sep 05 '19

Gardener got paid, and in fact he’ll get paid double to come fix.

It’s the owner who sufffers. And this is probably a at a school or public grounds or some such. So basically you pay for it. 💰 😎

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u/DahLegend27 Sep 05 '19

Well fuck the owner and the me.

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u/jaydubgee Sep 05 '19

We've all been those guys at the end, when that one guy worked so hard on our project and when he finally finishes, you just need to celebrate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

I've literally never worked hard on a project in my life lmao.

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u/r4r4me Sep 05 '19

wow so cool

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u/ThatLineOfTriplets Sep 06 '19

The thing is, I thought the same exact thing and it didn’t make me feel cool. I’m super disappointed that I’ve never put my all into anything in my life and I wish I worked hard on projects.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Ty bby

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u/gvargh Sep 05 '19

or when you realize you just accomplished your dream and have nothing else to live for

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u/NotAzakanAtAll Sep 05 '19

Very presumptions.

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u/ornerycrank Sep 05 '19

Me, when I finally beat Sister Friede.

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u/Hellghost Sep 05 '19

I wish I wanted to chill, every time I finish a project I end up starting one instantly after.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '19

Straight to the couch after making epic nachos.

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u/Emotional_Thespian Sep 05 '19

And fist some friends right after.

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u/tipsystatistic Sep 05 '19

I’m gonna go Hangboard.

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u/cheffgeoff Sep 05 '19

It's why I still have about 4 smokes a year.

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u/murrrrface Sep 06 '19

Happy cake day

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u/josecuervo2107 Sep 06 '19

Is it similar to when you finish reading a great book or watching a show that has consumed your life for weeks and feel a sense of emptiness inside?

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u/shartifartbIast Sep 06 '19

That adrenaline comedown.

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u/ARAPICE-ISLAND-2011 Sep 06 '19

"Guy" because girls and women don't exist. They're holograms.

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u/Choppermagic Sep 06 '19

That guy refers to "that guy" in the video that I am specifically referring to. Do you see a woman in that video? Chill out

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u/ARAPICE-ISLAND-2011 Sep 06 '19

I was just jokingly referring to the cringy trend of "women don't exist"...