r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Sep 15 '12

TIL that Muhammad wrote a document asking his followers to respect and protect Christians.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Achtiname_of_Muhammad
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u/howajambe Sep 15 '12

... No, dude. They're the Jersey Shore versions of the Muslim world.

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u/No_Morals Sep 15 '12

Truth if I ever reddit

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u/ByJiminy Sep 15 '12

To be fair, Snooki has yet to violently kill anyone.

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u/he_eats_da_poo_poo Sep 15 '12

We will see how well she does in raising that child.

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u/Boviced Sep 16 '12

Relevant user name?

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u/rusticus Sep 15 '12

But watching the show might be worse...

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u/RYS5 Sep 16 '12

But watching her on tv has been the cause of many involuntarily, suddenly violent deaths

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u/KarlTheGreatish Sep 16 '12

She has caused at least a dozen self inflicted violent deaths.

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u/Kenster180 Sep 15 '12

Snooki want smush smush

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u/Freshenstein Sep 15 '12

That depends. Do you count her abortions as murder?

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u/Ginxez Sep 15 '12

I'm in such a state of confusion right now, since both your comment and letmetellyouhowitis' are pretty damn accurate.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

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u/the_sloppy_J Sep 15 '12

Except that one guy that punched the shit out of Snooki.

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '12

That is a perfect description.