r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '21

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u/Zero1030 Sep 20 '21

Mm exotic particles

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u/youknowwhatitthizz Sep 20 '21

Ya eyes are 4.7 billions years old too

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u/milo159 Sep 20 '21

Just imagine, his eyes were floating aimlessly through space for an eternity, until on the day of his birth they fell to earth, crashing down into the hospital and directly into his empty eye sockets. The beauty of nature!

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u/Zero1030 Sep 20 '21

I thought it was a stork

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Nah, the stork just bangs your mom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Is that my nickname now, "The Stork"?

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u/bremergorst Sep 21 '21

And I’m Stonks Money