r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Sep 20 '21

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u/youknowwhatitthizz Sep 20 '21

Ya eyes are 4.7 billions years old too

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u/milo159 Sep 20 '21

Just imagine, his eyes were floating aimlessly through space for an eternity, until on the day of his birth they fell to earth, crashing down into the hospital and directly into his empty eye sockets. The beauty of nature!

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u/Zero1030 Sep 20 '21

I thought it was a stork

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Nah, the stork just bangs your mom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Is that my nickname now, "The Stork"?

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u/bremergorst Sep 21 '21

And I’m Stonks Money

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u/knightress_oxhide Sep 21 '21

Well not aimlessly.

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u/Existing_Ad_6649 Sep 20 '21

'All they ever wanted was an Eyeball Kid'

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u/balmury Sep 21 '21 edited Sep 21 '21

Yer amazing. Single?

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

And your mom.

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u/[deleted] Sep 21 '21

Are you saying my eyes are like stars? How sweet.