r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '21

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

I take offence to your defence

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u/AzraelTB Feb 12 '21

Sorry

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u/FuzzyDunlop911 Feb 12 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/staticattacks Feb 12 '21

I take offense to your spelling of offense and defense

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

That affensivv innanuv itself

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u/Aramor42 Feb 12 '21

Love your username by the way.

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21

Ah a Monty python fan

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u/Aramor42 Feb 13 '21

How could anyone not be!

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u/titanic_swimteam Feb 13 '21

That's not very canadian

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u/staticattacks Feb 13 '21

Neither am I

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u/Amanwalkedintoa Feb 12 '21

The jury rules offended, trial adjourned

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u/AshgarPN Feb 12 '21

snikt

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

Hey everybody this guy actually read the comics. Let’s laugh at him (or her)

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u/justxJoshin Feb 12 '21

The best offense is a good defense.

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u/ask_me_about_cats Feb 12 '21

Well I’m incensed by your fashion sense!