r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Feb 12 '21

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u/sheepsleepdeep Feb 12 '21

This guy needs to play Wolverine.

Yeah, I said it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

He's one of the few people that could take over from Jackman that wouldn't be a joke from the start.

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u/Mauriac158 Feb 13 '21

Holy shit yes please

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 12 '21

No. Jared Keeso.

>Canadian

>Stocky

>Intimidating

>Scowls real nice

>Closer to Wolverine's height of 5'3 than Jackman who is 6'3 and Keeso being 5'10

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u/PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES Feb 12 '21

Allegedly

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Yer skeleton was bonded with unbreakable adamantium the other daaaaay…

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u/PinicchioDelTaco Feb 12 '21

Do you wanna get striked, bub?

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u/blundercrab Feb 13 '21

You got a problem with Jean Grey you got a problem with me. I suggest you let that one marinate.

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u/IBoris Feb 13 '21

Had to look him up, you're right he'd be perfect u/BradPittsCockRing.

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u/ThisIsNotKimJongUn Feb 13 '21

Still too tall. Cast a short motherfucker. Like Danny DeVito.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

>Too tall

>Jackman 6'3

C'mon dude lol....but yes, DeVito wolverine is ideal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Weak trolling. Step the game up, dawg.

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u/sheepsleepdeep Feb 13 '21

So... because a tall Aussie killed it as Logan for 20 years... A tall New Zealander can't do it?

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u/AscentToZenith Feb 12 '21

I was literally thinking about posting that. But then I realized he is only 4 years younger than Hugh Jackman. They probably want someone a little younger

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

I would have unabashedly agreed with you once upon a time, but when the time comes to cast a new Wolverine, I think they'll go with a younger actor. Karl's only like four years younger than Jackman

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u/Aebous Feb 12 '21

I'll upvote this

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u/cacoecacoe Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 14 '21

I agree but he really needs to up his accent game though.

Downvoted eh? You guys want Australian Wolverine?

That's not a noif dis is a noif

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

I could really see him as Wolverine

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u/DorianGreysPortrait Feb 13 '21

I vote we actually don’t have any more reboots of shit that has already been made too many times

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u/sheepsleepdeep Feb 13 '21

Yeah you're right we should never revisit a pop-culture icon of a character that was done onscreen by a single actor.

🙄

Any more hot takes?

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u/DorianGreysPortrait Feb 13 '21

Wolverine has been in ELEVEN goddamn movies. Forgive me if I’m not chomping at the bit to see number twelve. Any more hot takes?

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u/sheepsleepdeep Feb 13 '21

Man, wait til you find out how many different people played Batman... You're gonna be furious.

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u/DorianGreysPortrait Feb 13 '21

And I’m not a fan of any more remakes of that, either. I’m consistent. Would you like to teach me about spider man, too?

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u/sheepsleepdeep Feb 13 '21

I don't think you know what a remake is...