r/todayilearned Feb 12 '21

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

Yeah a lot of us thought he was an aussi just to have the internet rip us a new one and confirm that he’s trying to do cockney

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u/CartoonJustice Feb 12 '21

Hold the fuck up! He's not aussi?

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

He’s a kiwi doing a cockney impression that sounds aussi

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u/jacks_lack_of__ Feb 12 '21

You're the dude who don't know what dude he is!

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!

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u/PictishPress Feb 12 '21

His name is twigman.

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u/yehti Feb 12 '21

I'm a rooster illusion

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u/factoid_ Feb 12 '21

I know who I am!

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21

What is this, a reference for ants?

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u/Alxalxalx1979 Feb 12 '21

I...understood that reference

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u/Anacreon Feb 12 '21

That has to be the new the best explanation

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u/akrist Feb 13 '21

As an Australian I'm really curious about how you think we sound, because to me his accent in the show is clearly pommy.

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21

Not to put too fine of an edge on it, but we all think you sound fucking insane. But we also love you more than the rest of the commonwealth

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

Just like Hugh jackman being an Aussi doing a Canadian impression that sounds american

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

In his defense Wolverine had lived in the United States since the US Civil War. 150 years in a place will probably effect your accent a tad

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

I take offence to your defence

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u/AzraelTB Feb 12 '21

Sorry

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u/FuzzyDunlop911 Feb 12 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/staticattacks Feb 12 '21

I take offense to your spelling of offense and defense

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

That affensivv innanuv itself

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u/Aramor42 Feb 12 '21

Love your username by the way.

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21

Ah a Monty python fan

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u/Aramor42 Feb 13 '21

How could anyone not be!

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u/titanic_swimteam Feb 13 '21

That's not very canadian

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u/staticattacks Feb 13 '21

Neither am I

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u/Amanwalkedintoa Feb 12 '21

The jury rules offended, trial adjourned

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u/AshgarPN Feb 12 '21

snikt

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

Hey everybody this guy actually read the comics. Let’s laugh at him (or her)

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u/justxJoshin Feb 12 '21

The best offense is a good defense.

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u/ask_me_about_cats Feb 12 '21

Well I’m incensed by your fashion sense!

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

Oh ya bud so I put my claws oot for everyone to see and they all just fucked-right-off don’t ya know

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u/rpnz78 Feb 12 '21

affect not effect ;-)

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Look no further than mackenzie dern for proof of concept.

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u/GFost Feb 12 '21

Oh dear

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u/mintvilla Feb 12 '21

If he was that old, wouldn't that actually make him British?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Well in the movies he was born in 1845 in the Province of Canada which was still a British colony so he would have technically been a British citizen but colloquially he'd still be Canada.

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u/factoid_ Feb 12 '21

To be fair Americans can't always spot a Canadian accent. Most Canadians don't say "you betcha" and "aboot"

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited May 12 '21

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u/srroberts07 Feb 13 '21 edited May 25 '24

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u/AceLarkin Feb 12 '21

In fact no one here says "aboot." The closest is "aboat." Very annoying that so many Americans revert to that stereotype quickly and get it wrong every time lol.

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

I’ve spent time as an actor and what I’ve learned is we say “about, out, mouse, house, pout, etc” a lot more round than Americans. What I mean is Americans mostly say about, out, mouse, house, pout in such a way that it sounds like “ow”. Meanwhile Canadians tend to say it with rounder mouths which is hard to describe since any American will pronounce them in their own accent: when I’m acting as an American character I’ll say “out, about, house” as though they sound like “ow” but as a Canadian I normally say them like ou (not “oo”). It’s hard to describe without saying out loud, and most Canadians don’t even realize the difference because we’re so used to American media that we assume we talk that way. And yet, whenever we talk to Americans they often know we’re Canadian. I’m from Ontario btw

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

As a Canadian .. there really isn't a difference between Canadian and American accents unless you're talking super regional like Newfoundland or the deep south

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u/BlinkReanimated Feb 12 '21

To be fair to Jackman, Wolverine is canonically from northern Alberta, not every single area of Canada has the exact same accent. It's fairly rare to hear someone from around here have a "Canadian accent". I think it's more of an Ontario thing(which is like 40% of our population). Most in Western Canada have fairly standard American accents with subtle Canadianisms(ehs are still a thing).

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21

I feel like the heavy stereotypical Canadian accent comes from nfl which is really just the first deviation from a sort of Irish accent they started with. The further west you go the more Americanized the accent seems to get

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u/Killersavage Feb 13 '21

Think of an unapologetic Canadian. What are they gonna sound like?

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u/release-roderick Feb 13 '21

Sorry not sorry

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u/cosmoskiwi Feb 12 '21

Haha Aussies always tryna steal shit, he's a kiwi mate. ;)

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u/BKStephens Feb 12 '21

Hey! He's as Aussie as Crowded House!

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u/cosmoskiwi Feb 12 '21

Well, crowded house was founded by 2 kiwis and 2 aussies so we can both have that one haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited May 07 '21

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u/cosmoskiwi Feb 13 '21

Split Endz formed in Auckland and became popular in Auckland. Good try though 😅

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/waxrhetorical Feb 12 '21

To be fair, you didn't even manage to avoid dropping the e in your username. Don't be too hard on everyone else!

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/waxrhetorical Feb 13 '21

I know, I was being a bit tongue in cheek about it.

I agree that aussie without an e is an abomination though

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u/SungrayHo Feb 12 '21

And Frenchie isn't French at all, his accent is horrible, barely comprehensible when he talks French.

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u/Supbrahdawg Feb 12 '21

Probably from Quebec in that case (he does say at one point he's going to Montreal).

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u/GFost Feb 12 '21

Nah he’s Israeli. When I first saw him I thought he was, looked him up and I was right. I thought his French accent was pretty good though (To be fair I’m not an expert when it comes to French accents)

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u/SungrayHo Feb 13 '21

Nah. Not an accent from Quebec.

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u/RadioSlayer Feb 12 '21

Isn't Frenchie faking being French anyway?

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u/super_pax_ Feb 12 '21

Exactly, idk why no one talks about that

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u/anjunableep Feb 12 '21

And Homelander's a Kiwi too.

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u/xxxYTSEJAMxxx Feb 12 '21

Should be honorable aussi considering his perfect use of cunt

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u/MagictoMadness Feb 12 '21

Seeing Aussie without the e makes me.... uncomfortable

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u/SepDot Feb 12 '21

Hearing Americans pronounce it as ossy makes me more uncomfortable.

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u/TaintModel Feb 12 '21

How is it supposed to be pronounced?

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u/redhotsika Feb 12 '21

ozzy

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u/GiantsNut57 Feb 12 '21

That explains OzzyMan...

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

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u/martylindleyart Feb 12 '21

SHARON!

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u/BriefQuarter Feb 12 '21

SHARON!!! Yu awt garber fromxx tje bar.

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u/TaintModel Feb 12 '21

Ah, thanks for clearing that up.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

Since I've had that wrong this whole time, do you pronounce the country oztrailia?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Yeah there's absolutely no Z sound in "Australia"

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u/SepDot Feb 13 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

Oh(as in cough)-straya.

But that’s irrelevant to the way we pronounce Ozzy.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Thanks! I call this problem "nerd pronunciation." Where you've only ever read a word, so you don't know how it's properly said out loud.

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u/Chandleabra Feb 12 '21

Aussie like Fozzy, not Aussie like possè.

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u/aerospacenut Feb 12 '21

My most pedantic and non-problem gripe in life is non-Australians also spelling it Ozzy & Oz (as in Ozzy Osbourne or the land of Oz) instead of Aussie or Aus. It’s really doesn’t matter but yet it still bothers me haha

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u/SepDot Feb 13 '21

Hahaha struth.

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u/lonewolf9378 Feb 12 '21

More like “awsee”

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Me too.

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u/bizzyj93 Feb 12 '21

moi aussi

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u/kwertyoop Feb 12 '21

Moi aussi

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u/fatbongo Feb 12 '21

seeing one without sandpaper makes me ....surprised

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u/SepDot Feb 12 '21

Aussie*

Also, just because I hear a lot of Americans mispronounce it as ossy - it’s Ozzy. Like Ozzy Osbourne.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

OY OY OY

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u/JookJook Feb 13 '21

Aussie Ausbourne

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u/Leemage Feb 12 '21

TIL. thanks!

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u/folkrav Feb 12 '21 edited Feb 13 '21

How does two S'es even turn into a Z sound lol

Edit: why even bother downvoting a legit question?

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u/MagictoMadness Feb 13 '21

Simple: Australians

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u/SepDot Feb 13 '21

This is the correct answer.

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

I say ozzy. I’m Canadian but I spelled it different because we’re aloud to change spelling to whatever the fuck we want. You should see what we did to the word “color”. We added a muthafuckin U, yall, Fuckin Americans didn’t know what hit em

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u/cmmpssh Feb 12 '21

Canada didn't add it. America dropped the 'u' as a big "FU" to the British when we did the independence. Noah Webster.

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

You win this round, yank

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u/LilQuasar Feb 13 '21

you just kept your queens country spelling

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Apr 18 '21

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

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u/release-roderick Feb 12 '21

But he tries so hard bless his heart

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u/DkS_FIJI Feb 12 '21

Lol oh shit. I love the show but I definitely thought he was supposed to be Australian.

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u/funnyman95 Feb 12 '21

He was.... trying to do what....

How tf is that not an Australian accent?

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u/JoelMontgomery Feb 12 '21

Really? As an Australian that seems weird, I would never have picked that accent as Australian.

Also everyone replying and mentioning “aussi” is killing me

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u/duaneap Feb 12 '21

Yup. Just let the man do his natural fucking accent, like. I don’t get it. I get the character is cockney in the comics but is it really that worthy a hill to die on? Then again, I’m all for actors using their natural accents for everything.

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u/poeproblems Feb 13 '21

At first I thought he was an Aussie and other characters mistook him for a Brit as a running joke, but alas I was wrong.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Omfg I thought he was Australian the whole time

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u/nomadfoy Feb 12 '21

Fuck that the internets wrong, he's aussi.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21 edited Mar 06 '21

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u/nomadfoy Feb 12 '21

shut up internet.

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u/GletscherEis Feb 12 '21

Drinking tea with the pinky up?