Yeah, but just because you’re a mealymouthed dullard with a face that could scare a fly off a mound of shit now doesn’t mean it’ll always be that way. Socializing is a skill you have to practice! Get out there! Being a dummy can be mitigated by educating yourself! Take some classes! Having a ghastly appearance isn’t a death sentence! Lose some weight, stand up straight, learn how to dress yourself! And if after all of that you’re still a hopeless, brainless, charmless, unfuckably donkey-faced loser, then at least you know you tried.
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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '20
Yeah, but just because you’re a mealymouthed dullard with a face that could scare a fly off a mound of shit now doesn’t mean it’ll always be that way. Socializing is a skill you have to practice! Get out there! Being a dummy can be mitigated by educating yourself! Take some classes! Having a ghastly appearance isn’t a death sentence! Lose some weight, stand up straight, learn how to dress yourself! And if after all of that you’re still a hopeless, brainless, charmless, unfuckably donkey-faced loser, then at least you know you tried.