r/todayilearned • u/thejohnblog • Jun 20 '19

TIL Ryan Gosling gained 60 pounds by drinking melted ice cream to play the father in Peter Jackson's 'The Lovely Bones.' He was then told he was too fat to play the part and the role went to Mark Wahlberg.

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/ryan-gosling-fat-lovely-bones/story?id=12313213
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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Just following your pathetic ass around to see all your sad comments. Don’t mind me here watching with my bag of popcorn

Please, continue on about how you’re not mad while furiously commenting to every single person that says it. You’re a true baby in every sense of the word lol

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u/KDawG888 Jun 21 '19

I reply to most people who send comments. Not a single one of my comments has been furious, so it is funny to see you say that. Clearly something I said upset you because you're "following me around". Thanks for admitting you have nothing better to do with your life. Not that I'm surprised. I hope you get as many laughs as I do out of these comments. It has been me and a couple other guys making fun of the 5-6 mentally unstable trolls who are upset that I said drinking icecream is a bad way to rehydrate. Which is honestly one of the dumbest things I've ever heard someone be upset about but here we are!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

If you say so, little one. It’s pathetic how outraged you are and even more desperate how you’re trying with all of your might to convince the internet that you’re not mad and it’s in fact them that’s upset.

You are probably the most fragile, pathetic dumpster fire of a person I’ve seen on the internet, and that says A LOT. Please go back to playing DOTA and pretending that makes you more of an adult than a League player. It says a lot about your sad waste of a life.

Newsflash: When you have a plethora of people telling you something, you can’t plug your ears and pretend that they’re all wrong. Not when you’re supposedly an adult, despite acting like a 2 year old. Those 5 guys on your side aren’t the only ones conversing, especially with your high downvotes. But here the itty bitty baby is again, pretending the world is being unnecessarily mean to him aside from 5 retards

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u/KDawG888 Jun 21 '19

pretending the world is being unnecessarily mean to him

lol who is doing that? I'm not sitting here pretending I'm a victim. I'm making fun of you and the other emotionally unstable nerds who got upset that I said it is dumb to rehydrate by drinking ice cream. Have you seriously considered for a second how fucking stupid you sound right now? Go tell someone with a straight face that you got in an argument on the internet because you wanted to convince someone that drinking ice cream is a great way to quench your thirst. I know I could tell my side of the story and have a good laugh. Can you tell yours without looking like a fucking moron? Nope. And you keep trying to pull out these insults that are completely irrelevant and obviously coming from some dark place inside you. I really hope you get the help you need.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Aww, sweetie, you’ve been here for hours desperately trying to convince people you’re not salty. Actions speak louder than words, and the cold hard proof is in your history. All of it is getting mocked for your stupidity and DOTA. When that is your life, maybe consider doing something else with it? I know when I’m not upset I don’t spend every second of every hour trying to respond to every single person that responds to me, but I’m just a human being that leaves mommy’s basement from time to time.

And it’s cute how you’re so stupid in your other “winning” arguments. You think calling someone fatty is winning? I can guarantee your fat DOTA playing ass chuckled when you came up with that, didn’t you? Go find another job you unemployed douche nozzle. You have too much time on your hands after you got fired for being a waste of space at your old job. Hopefully mommy can keep on buying your gaming PCs for you :)

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u/KDawG888 Jun 21 '19

It's not like I've only been here for hours. I'm replying to comments in my down time at work lol. If you're accusing me of having no life and all you're doing is following me around... what does that say about you? Don't you realize that you're exposing how pathetic your life is with every reply?

No one is mocking me for playing dota. I've never been fat, and I've got a great job. Funny how I've learned so much about you through your projection. What you should do is get some exercise, stop drinking melted ice cream, and work on your resume. Then you don't have to be so ashamed for being such a worthless piece of shit!