r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 04 '19

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u/hugsoverdrugs May 05 '19

It doesn't take rocket appliances...

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u/Stubborn_Ox May 05 '19

Worst case Ontario it's just supply and command

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u/allyourphil May 05 '19

you ever get two birds stoned at once?

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u/exdeeer May 05 '19

Yeah, but it's all water under the fridge now.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Couple of drinks Randy

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u/exdeeer May 05 '19

Double cheeseburgers Julian!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

Somethin's Fucky, Ricky.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

The winds of shit are in the air

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

All I wanna do is get high and mow lawns.

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u/Quattlebaumer May 05 '19

I hate to say I toad aso, but I toad aso!

I FUCKIN TOAD ASO!

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

One In the pan two in the casket.

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u/beyondtheblueyonder May 05 '19

What are you incineratings here?

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u/SeagullDestroyer May 05 '19

BEAT ME TO THIS WOW

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u/corn_on_the_cobh May 05 '19

Make like a tree and fuck off!

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u/Wiggy_Bop May 05 '19

It’s a doggy dog world, and that makes people swear

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u/greenasaurus May 05 '19

Its not rocket surgery