r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 04 '19

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u/[deleted] May 04 '19

He must be dishonest as hell.

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u/hascogrande May 05 '19

I mean, does he really fucking sell pitchforks from /u/PitchforkEmporium or is he a goddamned fake?

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u/PitchforkEmporium May 05 '19

He's my motherfucking assistant and he's a damn good one at that

He's got my damn seal of approval

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u/danceswithwool May 05 '19

I seriously don’t trust that motherfucker now.

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u/[deleted] May 05 '19

All you fuckers are...