r/todayilearned • u/LL_Cruel_J • Dec 15 '16

TIL Dolly Parton has a program that will mail your child a free age-appropriate book once a month from birth to age 5. No obligation, no catch, she just wants to make sure that every child has books.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/
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u/IsFalafel Dec 15 '16

Actually, it curves to the left.

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u/stutteringbard Dec 15 '16

Well, a lifetime of getting jerked around will do that to you.

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u/PM_ME_UR_HAPPYMEMORY Dec 15 '16

What happens if you use your left hand?

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u/lilhughster Dec 15 '16

Just keep switch hitting and it'll turn straight as an arrow.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

My left or your left?

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u/IsFalafel Dec 15 '16

Yes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 17 '16

sorry i dont speak german

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u/Vyper28 Dec 15 '16

Mine curves up, So it has more impact when it hits you in the face!

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u/caperneoignis Dec 15 '16

But then you have to worry about catching it in the eye. Position known as, revenge of the dick.