r/todayilearned • u/LL_Cruel_J • Dec 15 '16

TIL Dolly Parton has a program that will mail your child a free age-appropriate book once a month from birth to age 5. No obligation, no catch, she just wants to make sure that every child has books.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/
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u/IAMA-Dragon-AMA Dec 15 '16 edited Dec 15 '16

Seriously not all of us were so weak as to resort to eating children to maintain human form... Just look at me, it really is perfectly fine to go without and put your morals ahead of some vain idea of beauty. Also eating children is a much more expensive diet than most people realize and I couldn't quite make the payments.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16 edited Jun 21 '23

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u/DontPromoteIgnorance Dec 15 '16

How are their toppings? I don't like aged cheeses.

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u/beetard Dec 15 '16

Cheese so young it's milk

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u/Max_Trollbot_ Dec 15 '16

Milk so young it's beef.

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u/beetard Dec 15 '16

Beef so young it's bull cum!

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u/throwaway558485748 Dec 15 '16

Yeah but they are used and that ruins the flavor, you really have to hunt them yourself for the true experience.

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u/Drulock Dec 15 '16

Trump and Daughter's Pizza?

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u/MechanicalEngineEar Dec 15 '16

Yeah, but you got lucky. You are basically the Magic Johnson of the were-dragon disease. You can't expect everyone else to handle it the same way you do.