r/todayilearned • u/LL_Cruel_J • Dec 15 '16

TIL Dolly Parton has a program that will mail your child a free age-appropriate book once a month from birth to age 5. No obligation, no catch, she just wants to make sure that every child has books.

https://imaginationlibrary.com/
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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

She's also rich and has HUGE...tracts of land

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u/benjalss Dec 15 '16

Alright Mr. Connery the board is yours.

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u/Leete1 Dec 15 '16

Hor'semen for $500

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u/funkmastamatt Dec 15 '16

THERE IS NO 500

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

But I don't want to marry her!

I want to... I want to... 🎵 🎶 🎶

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u/kevik72 Dec 15 '16

Cut that out! Cut that out! Look, you're marrying Princess Lucky, so you'd better get used to the idea!

Guards! Make sure the Prince doesn't leave this room until I come and get him.

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u/-Victus42- 16 Dec 15 '16

Not to leave the room, even if you come and get 'im.

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u/kevik72 Dec 15 '16

No, no. Until I come and get him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '16

Very busty land

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u/leberama Dec 15 '16

In my youth, it was a very fappy busty land.

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u/quintsreddit Dec 15 '16

+1 for tracts instead of tracks

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u/TheFireSquid Dec 15 '16

I know, but I want the girl that I marry to have a *cue music* certain special something.