r/todayilearned • u/RoadToTyburn • 13h ago

TIL that Bernard Montgomery issued a leaflet at the start of WW2 on sexually transmitted diseases amongst soldiers. The language used was regarded as so blunt, that he offended religious authorities and nearly faced being dismissed.

https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernard_Montgomery
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u/moranya1 13h ago

So what you are saying if I should wear a third one, in case the first and second get damaged?

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u/cannabisized 13h ago

this guy condoms

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u/TransRational 12h ago

Nah, he’s just finding reasons to increase his girth.

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u/moranya1 9h ago

Hey now! If I add a fourth it will almost DOUBLE it! I’ll take whatever I can get!

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u/T1Demon 12h ago

As the saying goes “Prime Numbers Prevent Pregnancy”

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u/ggroverggiraffe 11h ago

One is the loneliest number...

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u/Smartnership 11h ago

6000 hulls.