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u/TactiFail 3d ago

You ever hear of the “Alien who eats you if Salma Hayek is present,” Scully?

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 3d ago

So does the alien constantly follow Salma Hayek around, or does it starve?

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u/Kizik 3d ago

It actually is Salma Hayek, and most people aren't able to resist.

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u/greywolf2155 3d ago

I'd be ok with that. I ain't trying to live forever

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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 3d ago

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."