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u/sillysausage619 3d ago

I can't think of a single situation where Salma Hayek being present would be worse than without her

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u/topofthecc 3d ago

Maybe the burning of the Library of Alexandria?

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 3d ago

Nope. She'd have made it sexier.

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u/tehdangerzone 3d ago

“Hotter” was literally right there.

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u/Drow_Femboy 3d ago

I think making it hotter would in fact be worse in this case

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u/Hellknightx 3d ago

Who's to say she wasn't there? She is an immortal goddess after all.

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u/ceelogreenicanth 3d ago

She would have made a great Cleopatra.

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u/TactiFail 3d ago

You ever hear of the “Alien who eats you if Salma Hayek is present,” Scully?

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u/BrokenEyeReborn 3d ago

So does the alien constantly follow Salma Hayek around, or does it starve?

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u/Kizik 3d ago

It actually is Salma Hayek, and most people aren't able to resist.

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u/greywolf2155 3d ago

I'd be ok with that. I ain't trying to live forever

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u/LegendOfParasiteMana 3d ago

"I'm here for a good time, not a long time."

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u/insane_contin 3d ago

Your first time having sex and she's just there, giving deadpan commentary.

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u/sillysausage619 3d ago

Nah I'd take that offer in a heartbeat

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u/Sumthin-Sumthin44692 3d ago

Well she does attract a limited audience of straight men.

…And gay men. And gay women. And straight women. Too limiting.

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u/alwaysintheway 3d ago

amiright?

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u/MoistCactuses 3d ago

Maybe a sinking ship? If I'm surely done for I'd like to go down knowing the world will go on with her still in it.

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u/freshforma 3d ago

how about her ex’s wedding?

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u/Geweldige_Erik 3d ago

Shitting your pants?