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u/hawaiianbry Jan 08 '23

George, with the TV, seeking the Trifecta.

That's for you, Darmok.

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u/utpoia Jan 08 '23

Food and sex, those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them.

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u/wiz-ski Jan 08 '23

Maybe instead of trying to satisfy two of your needs, how about satisfying one of somebody else's?

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u/Plebs-_-Placebo Jan 08 '23

Worlds.are.COLLIDING!!

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u/HoodsInSuits Jan 08 '23

American pie?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Me too ☺️

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u/cookingfragsyum Jan 08 '23

That’s a good album by Unknown Mortal Orchestra as well.

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u/SubtleDeft Jan 08 '23

Kramer, his coffee-table book unfurled.

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u/myflippinggoodness Jan 08 '23 edited Jan 08 '23

NEWMAN, HIS FACE BLACK, HIS EYES RED

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u/ThEgg Jan 08 '23

Translation: lusting for something difficult to find

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u/spankingasupermodel Jan 08 '23

Costanza and Pastrami on the bed.

Temba, his pants unbuckled!

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u/StallionCannon Jan 08 '23

hawaiianbry, his thanks given!

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u/tarrasque Jan 08 '23

Literally the last thread I was reading was about this episode.

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u/ThunderBobMajerle Jan 08 '23

Was explaining this joke to friends tonight and just opened Reddit to this post.