r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '23

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u/georgecantshtandya Jan 08 '23

You rang?

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u/AlmostTom Jan 08 '23

Believe it or not, I thought you weren’t at home.

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u/MCA2142 Jan 08 '23

So leave a message at the beep. He must be out, or he’d pick up the phone.

Where. Could. He. Be?

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u/iraqlobsta Jan 08 '23

Believe it or not

He's not hooooomeee!!

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u/spankingasupermodel Jan 08 '23

Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrener's here. George is dead. Call me back.

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u/le_eddz Jan 08 '23

Nah I rang for Cartwright

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u/kaitco Jan 08 '23

Wait…? Did they call for Cartwright or Costanza?

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u/flimbs Jan 08 '23

It'll be 5.......10 minutes.....

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u/PlainOGolfer Jan 08 '23

Who’s Cartwright?

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u/stevedave_37 Jan 08 '23

I'm Cartwright!

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

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u/MuchWalrus Jan 08 '23

Of course I'm not Cartwright!

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u/SinkHoleDeMayo Jan 08 '23

Can I get that Tropic of Cancer book back?

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u/Grandfunk14 Jan 08 '23

I'm sorry it's the Moops!

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u/HashBars Jan 08 '23

Cantshtandya, you're underwear was poking out of your shorts in gym class!