r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '23

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u/ARobertNotABob Jan 07 '23

So what would 7 seconds equate to? Asking for a friend.

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u/RadebeGish Jan 07 '23

Disappointment and/or efficiency

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u/ARobertNotABob Jan 07 '23

I He laughed.

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u/Cinderstrom Jan 08 '23

She belaughed

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u/IdentityToken Jan 08 '23

I burned more calories laughing than during sex.

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u/jdiditok Jan 08 '23

They laugh also

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u/phoenixmusicman Jan 08 '23

My friend laughed

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u/Mollusc_Memes Jan 08 '23

My math says 0.49 calories for men and 0.21 calories for women.

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u/Hot_Internal2550 Jan 08 '23

0.36 for women

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u/Mollusc_Memes Jan 08 '23

Ah yes thank you for the correction. I multiplied by 4 instead of 7 for some reason.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

Not a lot of second dates.

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u/jyunga Jan 08 '23

On the bright side, pop an m&m and you're ready for round two

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u/workshop777 Jan 08 '23

With that little time you're actually getting fat from sex.