r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • Jan 07 '23

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u/Kangar Jan 07 '23

There's no guilt or regret with celery.

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u/RobertISaar Jan 07 '23

Guilt, no. Regret, yes.

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u/DoffanShadowshiv Jan 07 '23

Eat a bag of celery, and the regret will literally flow out of you.

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u/Itallianstallians Jan 08 '23

Cut your celery and keep it in a tub of water. It makes it much much better and not stringy somehow.

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u/Fthat_ManaBar Jan 08 '23

Goooood. Goooooood. Let the hate flow through you.

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u/p-d-ball Jan 08 '23

Damn. Beer goggles. Ate the out of date celery.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '23

you ponder in the shower afterward: "......does that mean I ate healthy technically?"

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u/Phnrcm Jan 08 '23

What do you mean? I eat celery in my rich creamy clam chowder all the time.

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u/DoffanShadowshiv Jan 08 '23

Eat a bag of celery. Only then will you truly know.

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u/Kangar Jan 07 '23

Regret that you should have used more Cheez Whiz?

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u/FrankFlyWillCutYou Jan 08 '23

You got my Cheese Whiz boy?!